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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Dice




I think my mask of sanity             is about to slip


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Norris
Reagan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto
Clay



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday March 18- CBS: King of Queens, Baby Bob (Premiere- Baby can speak, people can hear baby speak, think Stewie but not funny), Raymond, Becker...NBC: Fear Factor 90 minutes, Colin, Jordan...FOX: Boston Public, American Embassy...ABC: Bloopers (R), Before Stars (R)...Wb: Heaven (R), Glory Days...
If you Criticize the Show- you're supporting terrorists.
krahzee
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Breuer
Norris
Caliendo
Black
Mohr
Mencia
Otto/George
Dice

njstrawberry
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Write in: Jim Norton :D



You proved me right. It's hard to get over me.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Adam Ferrara banged Anthony's sister.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
bruer
norris
regan
black
mohr
lynch
ferrara
cantone



}>i<{ i love the ants & the alkey }>i<{


BUCK FUTTER!!!!!!!


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Breuer (how can I not vote for him I work with his older sister)
Norris
Brian Regan
PABLO FRANCISCO
Jay Mohr
Lynch
Ferrara
Cantone


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Bruer
Mohr
Norris
Mencia
Caliendo
Otto & George
Black
Cantone



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
KeeKee
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
-> How did to zeros like Vos and Norris get paired up in the first round, thats like two 16 seeds head to head


Jeff is a great act. His impressions of Archie Bunker, Joe Pesci and many others put into weird situations is one of the funniest routines on the comedy circuit today Jeff is one of the best up and coming comedians out there today :)

Breuer Mohr
NORRIS Lynch
Regan Ferrara
Francisco Dice



This message was edited by KeeKee on 3-18-02 @ 11:19 PM
Harry Ballzanya
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
bruer
vos
regan
black
mohr
mencia
otto & george
dice


-------------------------------------------------
Don't Blame Canada...Blame YOURSELF!
Cluster F
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i think PABLO FRANCISCO is the sleeper of the contest. Hes a REALLY funny guy.

AIM: GMoneyBagz

Crack Committee - 2002 Objectives Are Coming

Go Knicks, Giants, Rangers, and the 2002 World Champs: New York Mets

Long Live Psycho Bitch
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Dice



NEVER FORGET
God Bless The USA.
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Dice



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Mohr
Lynch
Ferrara
Dice
Black
Regan
Vos
Dinacola



I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope beastie-tee, nipple rings, and new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, from '92, the first EP. and in between sips of coke he told me that he thought we were sellin' out, layin' down, suckin' up to the man. Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man, and if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, DUMB FUCK--Maynard James Keenan


This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 3-18-02 @ 11:34 PM
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
Jim Breur
Rich Vos
Brian Regan
Pablo Francisco
Jay Mohr
Stephen Lynch
Otto & George
Dice



>) >) >) >) >) >) >)
We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-18-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
breuer
vos
caliendo
black

mohr
lynch
otto & george
dice

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Norris, Norris, Norris, Norris, Norris, Norris,Norris, and Norris. Cunt-twat I am hurt.



RichVos.com
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You're kinda funny, but you're no mini-wheat. I'm changing my answer.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Mangino
I live... again.		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Here are my votes:

Breuer
VOS...yes I said it
Regan
Lewis Black
John Valby
Lynch
Otto & George
Dice

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!

This message was edited by Mangino on 3-19-02 @ 12:39 AM
Squidward
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Jim Breuer
Rich Vos
Brian Regan
Pablo Francisco
Jay Mohr
Stephen Lynch
Adam Ferrara
"Dice" Clay

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:05 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Vos how was England?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer, Vos, Regan, Black, Mohr, Lynch, Otto & George, and finally Dice.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Lord Buga-loo
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer, Lynch, Mohr, Norton, Dice, Reagan, Ferrara,Otto and George

"IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!"
-LINKIN PARK; TRACK 8
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Jim Breuer
Rich Vos
Frank Caliendo
Lewis Black
Jay Mohr
Carlos Mencia
Adam Ferrara
Dice.

How the hell are the "Beaners" gonna compete with the others in their bracket?

Oh well. Luck of the draw.





It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
England the weather sucked, food sucked, coffee sucked, ugly broads, besides that it was okay. Vos



RichVos.com


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