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av8er OA.com's taint with wings. The only person to have a 20 double post	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	C-T, your post just made me give a good look at the brackets....There are going to be some really difficult decisions to make.... Av8er Radio [AIM]Â [ICQ]Â [E-Mail] Let's take a blast to the moon baby I sit around wishing you well How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always wanna swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear Why is it everyday that I feel the pain? Let's take a trip to the stars far away Where were you when I was down? Staring into the dead My pain is caused by my pleasure My soul mate lives in your body I can't get you out of my head It never goes away In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear In your eyes you can bid me farewell But don't ever try to understand the situation Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:02 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	i know, this is so not fair!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!!

attila	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:20 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Otto & George Jim Breuer Lewis Black Stephen Lynch Jay Mohr Andrew Dice Clay Rich Vos Brian Regan Yeah thanks Dick!!!!! Sweet Merciful Crap!

Colonel Will Bill O&A's only Dallas listener	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:21 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Breuer Vos Regan Francisco Mohr Lynch Ferrara Clay

QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 2:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	breuer vos regan lewis black mohr lynch O & G Dice AIM \| E-MAIL Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!

armymad DUMBEST POSTER EVER!!!	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:10 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	My votes are for , Jim breuer , Rich Vos bad comedian Frank caliendo, Lewis black, Jay Mohr, Stephen Lynch, Otto & George, "Dice' Clay Where the hell is Norton , why is he not in this:confused: :confused: :confused: > Ready to go to war for the show

BUTTER'S YAM BAG	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:24 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02	Breuer norris regan black mohr lynch otto&george cantone

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Otto & George should be disqualified because they're two people. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

tjchr	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01	My Winners for round 1: Breuer Vos (how he went up against Norris Amazes me cause there is no winner but I guess we have to pick someone) Regan Lewis Black Jay "I love Gay Marco" Mohr Lynch Otto & George Dice ANT: "F her in the A and then wipe your D on the curtains!!!"

Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:49 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Breuer Norris REGAN Black Mohr Lynch Otto & George Dice Tell me where it hurts

F the S out of her A	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	Breuer, Norris, Caliendo and Black Mohr, Lynch, Ferrara and Cantone Why is Norton not in this contest? Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	quote: Why is Norton not in this contest? he is a permanent person on the show, so he isnt a guest comedian anymore. >) >) >) >) >) >) >)We'll all look the same someday And even now the robot starts to think I wonder what it dreams

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 5:47 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	You all suck. You complain about dice sucking the big one then you vote for him. LETâ€™S GO ISLANDERS!!!!! E-Mail Me Want to do shots?

I'm a tool	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:29 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01	Jim Breuer Jeff Norris Brian Regan Lewis Black Jay Mohr Stephen Lynch Otto & George Mario Cantone "I used to dream I'd be surrounded by exotic women's underwear forever and ever; now I know they just save their best pairs for the nights they know they're gonna sleep with somebody." -John Cusack, High Fidelity

GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL.	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I think alot of people are voting for Black just because its easier to type then Francisco...Come on people give Pablo a chance! One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days, that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

madbam	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:08 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01	Hey what about Dr. Dirty?? , "Everything's funny as long as it happens to somebody else.."

Cluster F	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:11 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Frank Caliendo was just on "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" doing his John Madden skit. Pretty damn funny. I might have to change my vote, however that is the toughest bracket to decide on in the 1st round. Of course, Pablo Francisco is a shoe-in over Lewis Black if people would just take the extra time to type a few more letters. AIM: GMoneyBagz Crack Committee - 2002 Objectives Are Coming Go Knicks, Giants, Rangers, and the 2002 World Champs: New York Mets Long Live Psycho Bitch

Squidward	posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:19 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	Pablo Francisco is probably the funniest guest comedian they have had on the show (besides Breuer). It sucks that he's not getting more votes.

Yahman	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 1:38 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01	Breuer Vos Regan Black Mohr Lynch otto&George Dice

greenlantern	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 9:56 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Breuer, Vos, Regan, Lewis, Jay, Lynch, Adam, Mario. P.S. Where is Norton? Did he get a bye, or something? "The power of 46 flashlights can be pretty strong, sometimes"

Milatug	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 10:06 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01	Breuer Vos Regan Francisco Morh Lynch Ferrara Dice "what you call it when you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way you know when you grope for luna"

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:23 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	::grumble grumble:: All you fuckers suck!!! I'm never posting again!! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 11:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Vote Ferrara! :D KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

TeenWeek what's a status?	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Jim breuer Rich Vos Brian Regan Lewis Black Jay Mohr Stephen Lynch Otto and George Dice

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-20-2002 @ 12:33 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	You bastard... KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

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