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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 3:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
forget cunt twat i still voted for ya vos

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BRING BACK GONZO STYLE

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 4:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

England the weather sucked, food sucked, coffee sucked, ugly broads, besides that it was okay. Vos
i'd like to change my vos vote to a norris vote, thank you



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 6:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Jim Bruer
Rich Voss
Brian Reagan
Lewis Black
Jay Mohr
Stephen Lynch
Adam Ferrara
Andrew Dice Clay

Visit this Website
Silvio Dante
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Vos
Caliendo
Black
Valby
Lynch
Ferrara
Dice





Silvio Dante
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer
Vos
Caliendo
Black
Valby
Lynch
Ferrara
Dice





Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

England the weather sucked, food sucked, coffee sucked, ugly broads



But did the ugly broad suck?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Cunt-twat I am hurt
vos, i just want you to know that i was hoping that you wouldn't read this little thread cuz i did feel bad. :) your vote is in my heart!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
RonRon5477
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto+George
Dice (YEEE-AAHHH!)


"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements
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AIM: RonRon5477
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00

  • Jim Breuer
  • Jay Mohr
  • Rich Vos
  • Stephen Lynch
  • Brian Regan
  • Otto & Gerorge
  • Lewis Black
  • Mario Cantone





Av8er Radio
[AIM] [ICQ] [E-Mail]


Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?




This message was edited by av8er on 3-19-02 @ 9:06 AM
Snoteater
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Mancia
Ferrara
Dice



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
HeatherS
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Breuer
Norris
Regan
Francisco
Mohr
Mencia
Ferrara
Cantone

Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Breur, Vos, Regan, Black, Mohr, Lynch, Otto&George, DICE!


NORTON IS GOD
Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 9:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Ferrara
Clay



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
Harry Mudring
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Valby(God)
Lynch
Otto&George
Cantone(token h-mo)
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black(token black)


Norton was my fluffer
hummerjon
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Breuer-cover of 3-19 Asbury Park Press
vos-only cause i am a jew
caliendo-gets the madden vote
Black-to show i am not prejudice
Mohr-the gay vote
Lynch-my gf thinks he is hot
O&G-hoo haaah
Dice-pity vote

LingRLonger
You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Jim Breuer
Jeff Norris
Brian Regan (surprise)
Pablo Francisco
Jay Mohr
Carlos
Otto & George
Mario

Dawgs47
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Breur, Vos, Regan, Black

Mohr, Lynch, Otto and George, Dice
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Thank you Wnew girl. If I make it to round two, I will be up against Bruer, who to me is the funniest guest on the show. I am the second funniest not counting Norton, But if people do vote for me and I win, I will lower taxes, More holidays, deport all middle easterns, set up colored people free neighborhoods, put togeather a circle jerk on X file face, and most of all write a new joke. Vos



RichVos.com
Banana_juice
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Bruer
Vos
Caliendo
Francisco
Mohr
Lynch
Ferrara
Cantone



E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-19-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

and most of all write a new joke



Hey, let's not go making promises we can't keep.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Breuer
Norris
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Ferrara
Cantone


>)
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

But if people do vote for me and I win, I will lower taxes, More holidays, deport all middle easterns, set up colored people free neighborhoods, put togeather a circle jerk on X file face, and most of all write a new joke.

please, everyone vote vos!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Breuer
Vos (I gotta hear that new joke)
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto and George
Cantone





Making Gonzo's life easier...
By spreading my cheeks so he can glide right in...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Roid Rage
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Breuer
Vos
Regan
Black
Mohr
Lynch
Otto & George
Dice

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
flock, what were you thinking putting denicola against breuer?? dino rules, and he's co-author of that fine song FBA !!
come-on peeps, vote for dino!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!


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