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highpitchedward
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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sorry guys but i don't think she's hot at all, she kinda has a buttaface. with those big goofy cheeks, she reminds me of santa claus.
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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:07 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dude, i'm glad to hear you say that. I thought I was the only one who thought that. she's really not that attractive. i'd turn her down.

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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how can you say that?

and especially


thanks to fez for the pic
windowlck
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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I don't think Melissa is the most Beautiful Girl In the World. But she does carry herself in a very sexy way that is attractive.


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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she's got a nice body. but the face isn't all that.

well maybe after a 6 pack lol

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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quote:

i'd turn her down



Bullshit




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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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i see her as a very high maintenence girl... it probably takes her an hour to put on that war paint... i prefer a more natural look...


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
she's hot but not that hot but any guy is out of there mind if they don't want to bang her

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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I can't help but notice the striking similarities.

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This message was edited by Skeet Slambone on 6-23-01 @ 4:43 PM

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
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She'd look better with my D*** in her mouth

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Oh come on! Every male here has his own preferences
when it comes to their ideal female partner. Some men
prefer girls who never wear make-up. Some men
prefer girls who wear porn-star amounts of makeup.
Some men love creamy white skin. Some love tanned
skin, and some still love black skin. Some love Asians,
some love Southern girls. I could go on forever. The
point is, not ONE heterosexual male on this board would
kick her out of bed. NOT ONE.


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
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i think she is sexy and pretty!!

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Whackbag
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I agree with whoever said it probably takes her over an hour just to make up her face. I bet she looks wretched without that mask. Lots of makeup is a big turn off to me. But said that, I would still put the MEAT ROCKET in the MEAT POCKET!!! gegggggeeeeeeeee

highpitchedward
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
dude there's a bit difference between attractiveness and a sex reject.... you have to be pretty damn hidious to be turned down for sex (if you're a girl, stalkerpatty). i would give her a t-effin, with a bag over hear head. it just bugs me that o and a are always talking about how hot she is, like she's pam anderson or something. more like corky anderson.

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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The main reason I would turn her down is because i am happily married and would not cheat on my wife. if i were single maybe id throw her a one nighter.

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This message was edited by I grooms myself on 6-23-01 @ 5:50 PM
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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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To all you detractors of the lovely Melissa, I think we should let her defend herself... Melissa, comment?



This message was edited by The Brain on 6-23-01 @ 6:27 PM
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
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I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who feels that way...she does very little for me...Melissa, this one's for you...

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you Ken!




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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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LOL!

Classic Dude... Classic!


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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I think she has a great body but not great face, a stripper done good. As for my preference- I am also one of those who like the little makeup, plain looking girls.

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Max
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:51 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
she looks like a turtle with a hot body.
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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Nice body, average face, too much make-up...and she looks brain-dead in every picture I've ever seen of her. Overall she's a 6 out of 10 on my scale.


Kid Afrika
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 7:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Thank you all for your opinions. I'm sure Melissa would be touched, if she even knew you existed. :) TOOLS!

She's hot enough that not one of you would kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.



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You're a geek!"



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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:11 PM      
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It's not like I said I'd say no to her K1d...

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the man we want to be
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ClusterF@#$
posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

She's hot enough that not one of you would kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers.



Hey.. no need for calling any supplementary white girls crackers. And if that were the case, I certainly would not kick her, OR Crackers out of bed. Who is this Crackers you speak of?

Tools!! Melissa is one fine POA!! Take off your fag glasses for a second, will ya? Jeeze.


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posted on 06-23-2001 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Nice cans though!



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