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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: FU to Fruity Tricked-Out Imports
WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
 I wanna give a big FU to anyone who has a stupid queer import car that looks like something out of Fast and the Furious. Those fuckin things sound like lawn mowers with the big exhaust tips...And that what the fuck is with those giant wings and tiny tires??? DO YOU REALLY THINK THESE CARS ARE COOL??? More importantly....DO YOU THINK YOUR COOL FOR HAVING ONE??? Yeah...strobe lights and green turn signals are REALY COOL! Gimme a fuckin break!! And turn down your fuckin stereos!! We don't need to hear you blaring your gay rap through your twelve subwoofers!! Get a real CAR!!! If you want to race me in my 2001 Mustang Cobra...BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!

Dave :mad:

Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00


I like her. I think the Dead stickers really personalize her.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Heh heh, dude check it out...



Quick, Alkey! To the Danked-mobile!!! :-D

::Cue theme music::

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-30-2002 @ 11:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Stoners drive in reverse.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 05-31-2002 @ 1:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
No, they make love to the road.

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crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 2:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
DO YOU THINK YOUR COOL
you're :rolleyes:



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 9:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Newbies are a superstitious, cowardly lot.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 10:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
my 2001 Mustang Cobra

quote:
True Market Value® = $23,535

quote:
Occupation: Student

I love hearing punks talk shit about toys that their parents bought them.

Or, am I just a dumbass for blowing my student loans on school instead of buying a car?




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 06-01-2002 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02


I still chuckle every time the kid down the block passes by in his POWDER BLUE Neon...ahem...

Howdy, faggot!!!

As for me...'95 Dodge Ram, '67 Plymouth Belvedere, '49 Harley FL...Like they say, there's no substitute for cubic inches...


FUCK OBX!!!

At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
If you want to race me in my 2001 Mustang Cobra


sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.



JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I hate riced out imports too. This is my rice page.
Visit this Website
Got pics of the 01 Cobra? My dad has one too.


Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade		posted on 06-01-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You must live in North Bergen.These idiots go up and down my block with there Hondas and Toyotas all night long Blasting hip hop or music I can't understand from 105.9.You should see the looks I get when I blast Disturbed,Biohazard or koRn when I drive around.

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
These fags are called WIGGERS or WEEGROS or just fucking retarded.

quote:
Get a real CAR!!! If you want to race me in my 2001 Mustang Cobra


Real car should never be used to descibe a pusstang!!:-P

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 6-2-02 @ 8:38 PM
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 8:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I was just driving my dads 01 Cobra and that car is fast as hell! I could'nt even really push it because 2nd gear wiends(sp?) out so fast and in 3rd you get up to 60 in 2 seconds. I have to get this car on the high way. :-D

WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:
I love hearing punks talk shit about toys that their parents bought them.


Actually, I bought it for 5,000 with a blown engine and rebuilt it all myself. Its faster than new. No help from mommy and daddy. :-p

WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:
Real car should never be used to descibe a pusstang!!


What the hell do you drive?? You gotta be a chevy guy...or an impo queer

:rolleyes:



This message was edited by WOW_I'm_HUNG on 6-2-02 @ 9:25 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
If you want to race me in my 2001 Mustang Cobra...BRING IT THE FUCK ON

Can I borrow my friends Talon and we can race for $$$$?!? Or anybody else? :-D


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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Over The Limit

This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 6-2-02 @ 10:01 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 06-02-2002 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
You gotta be a chevy guy


Absolutly!!! My Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS that I'll be gettin in November will piss all over that fagstang!! :-D

Sig Pic? I don't need no stinkin sig pic!!!
HA HA Rangers and Knicks FAGS!! NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!111 GO NETS!!
WOW_I'm_HUNG
posted on 06-03-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
quote:
Camaro SS that I'll be gettin in November will piss all over that fagstang!!


Can't piss on something you can't catch!!! :-p

PlasticMan
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
More importantly, you can't race with a car you don't own yet...

I rather like my not-tricked-out Nissan Sentra. Gets me to work just fine every day! I think if I got another car today, I'd be gettin one of those Subaru WRX's. Then I'd put in the 12" Subs to blast my gay rap!!!

Yahoo sucks. Just picture a baby flipping you off here.
It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
Absolutly!!! My Navy Blue Metallic Camaro SS that I'll be gettin in November will piss all over that fagstang!!

Sweet, I love ls1s. My brother hads a 98 z-28.
Visit this Website


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:05 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:
I think if I got another car today, I'd be gettin one of those Subaru WRX's.
I fucking hate paul fucking hogan :mad:



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
my motor bike will smoke all your asses.

:-D


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.....

WOO WOOO WOOOF WOOF

His mother doesn't give two craps...

MMM MMM MMMMMMMmmmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh.....

WOO WOOO WOOOF WOOF WOO WOOF

I'm callin' the cops




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.
RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!		posted on 06-03-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I go to school with a kid with a cool wrx. It has a boost blow off that you can control withs computer . And you can also adjust shock rebound with a computer. High tech shit.



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