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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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Hey, f both ya's...that little post whore is MINE!

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I pour my heart out in your thread and this is the thanks I get?...Women! ugh.



im sorry baby, i only wannt you for your boob mug

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I only want you for your boob mug




Hmmm...so does Shelle....any chance I can work this into a threesome?




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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:04 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
As for my date...like I'd show up

King and Queen...either Strawberry and kid or Froy and Gay Marco




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

so does Shelle....any chance I can work this into a threesome?



NEVER

and as for who i would ask, none other than my big bro SLASH of course

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:14 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Peachy, I've been there, done that....

as for the threesome... c'mon amy... I'm not gay... remember? lol



Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
my votes for king and queen go to sLASH and gonzo, they can fight over who gets to wear the dress...and i have no idea who i would take to this "dance"..i guess who ever asked me

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:17 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Peachy, I've been there, done that....



Shelle, is there anyone here who isn't your sloppy seconds? ;)





av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:


I said earlier in thread:

Who wasn't yours first? TOG




quote:

The wet clam said:

is there anyone here who isn't your sloppy seconds?



Hoo Ho...oh fuck it




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Two faced! I feel you crawling under my skin.Sickened by your face.By the way, to think that your so fucking kind? You ain't! Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me! I knew when an angel whispered into my ear, You gotta get him away. Hey little bitch! Be glad you finally walked away or you may have not lived another day. Hard to find how I feel, especially when your smothering me. Hard to find how I feel, please someone help me. Hard to find how I feel, controlling me every step of the way. Hard to find how I feel, you greedy little baby!!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:21 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

Shelle, is there anyone here who isn't your sloppy seconds?



UNICRON




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.







This message was edited by Faceman on 12-28-01 @ 1:27 AM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
well peachy, i haven't gotten to you... yet ;)


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:51 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

well peachy, i haven't gotten to you... yet


Um...uh...look, a huge distracting thing!

*runs away*






WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:51 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
i know who ill take........

WAGE!

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:52 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
amy, that's fuckin great.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:59 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
I changed my mind. Id go and take GS. He's not only a sure thing, all you bitches would be sooooo jealous.




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

all you bitches would be sooooo jealous.



not jealous, just make sure u take good care of my uncle


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:35 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Um...uh...look, a huge distracting thing!
Aww, thanks for the compliment, Peach.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 3:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and i have no idea who i would take to this "dance"..i guess who ever asked me
:::clearing throat::: eh-hmmm, ...excuse me, VG... I would be incredibly humbled if you would do me the pleasure of being my date to this most formal occasion :)

and if she says yes... I say VG & myself should be King & Queen... if not, then fuck you all... I didn't wanna go to your stupid dance anyway...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 3:34 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

if not, then fuck you all... I didn't wanna go to your stupid dance anyway...



is this bringing back bad childhood memories moron

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:29 AM      
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i wouldn't ask anybody, i'd go alonel. wait this isn't my prom


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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 4:48 AM      
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I'd ask Roger, just cuz I do such a great job pulling her chariot all over the place. If not, I'd challenge Captain notepad to a duel for Becky. ;)
Oh yeah, if this were real, I'd take pizza.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
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I would bring Grumpy, to make me look taller.

And for King and Queen, I would vote for Kid and Straw, with the theme of the night being ROdney King, "Cant we all just get along?"






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Lets Go Knicks. They arent that bad, they might make the playoffs only to knocked out in the second round.
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

my vote for king and queen would probably be IAMANTHONY and Roger

sigh...just like high school, a fucking popularity contest ;)

I'd have to ask Fez to be my date. Standing next to him, I'd be so cool by comparison. That, and the thought of slow dancing with him to You Look Wonderful Tonight just gives me goosebumps.

King and Queen, I'd have to go with Swampjunk and WNEWS Girl just for the shear uncomfortablness of it ;)


I can levitate birds
No one cares
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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quote:

:::clearing throat::: eh-hmmm, ...excuse me, VG... I would be incredibly humbled if you would do me the pleasure of being my date to this most formal occasion



of course i will go with you, i would be honored



...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
King and Queen...









Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


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