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FN Moron
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

of course i will go with you, i would be honored
:::::cartwheels & backflips across room::::: YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

oh...VG, should I reserve us a room for the after party? ;)



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
For King and Queen I would like to nominate VG and Grumpy.
I would like to see what Lane Bryant Big Girl Tall Girl Gown could be made for VG.
And I think that Grumpy in a tux would highly resemble a wedding cake groom.

Plus he is short enough to give her oral treats during the slow songs.

Alas, I think I shall be but a wall flower, but would be delighted if Funbags would be my date.



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-28-01 @ 9:53 AM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

And I think that Grumpy in a tux would highly resemble a wedding cake groom.

I was picturing a penguin myself


I can levitate birds
No one cares
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

oh...VG, should I reserve us a room for the after party?



only if you promise to keep your hand to yourself ;)

quote:

I would like to see what Lane Bryant Big Girl Tall Girl Gown could be made for VG.



HEY, lane bryant is fat girl clothes...not nice ken

...You look like a perfect fit
for a grrl in need of a tourniquet
But can you save me
Come on and save me
If you could save me
From the ranks
of the freaks
who suspect
they could never love anyone...

Maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
WEll since Moron stole my date, I'm gonna round up all the banned people from here (yes, including Mavric's 3000 personalities) and crash the party. See if I let any of you have fun.

DIE FUCKERS!






And if that didn't work, I'd ask Caz and Syko. I mean, how could you pick just one?


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

HEY, lane bryant is fat girl clothes...not nice ken


I get so bitchy when I am ignored.
Sorry I thought they did tall girl stuff too.(really)

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
:(....Jeez. I feel wanted.

I'd ask ladi or Syko. They're both the kewlest.:)

Quote of the Dayssssss - Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Jeez. I feel wanted.

I'd fuck ya, but I don't want to date ya.


don't open your eyes
take it from me
I have found
you can find
happiness in slavery

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

only if you promise to keep your hand to yourself ;)
But of course my Queen... I will conduct myself in a respectable manner.



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'd fuck ya, but I don't want to date ya.


Ain't that just like a typical man?



Quote of the Dayssssss - Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
We need spotlight dances too.
Shelle Boink - I get around
Ikea - The Lonesome Loser
Alkey - Super Freak
Kid - Anything by Vanilla Ice
Sluggo, Spit, Danked, Moron, Ladi, and Luna - Big Group singing of Afro Man.
Maynard - Roll out the Barrel





This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 12-28-01 @ 10:30 AM
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
King & Queen





My Date:



bnakedlady - hey man, I want to get laid at the end of the night. And anyone that would do Darx...x...x..x...x, well, hell, I'm IN, literally. =)







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.






This message was edited by TheGooch on 12-28-01 @ 10:39 AM
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
im taking lgaia and nobody here is stopping me

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

im taking lgaia and nobody here is stopping me
You might want to ask her first cotton balls...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Does this mean I get to pour pigs blood on VG?

Even if it's not the prom, it's still fun.


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.



Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Gooch, I hate you.

I hope you wind up going with Incognito.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

m taking lgaia and nobody here is stopping me
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You might want to ask her first cotton balls...


fine, ::shuffles feet, clears throat::
Lgaia, would you go to the homecoming dance with me?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Does this mean I get to pour pigs blood on VG?

Even if it's not the prom, it's still fun.
Um, Noellevious...don't even think of it...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I would ask *~*BeckyDC*~* to be my date beacause she's so happy & perky



:):) awwww I feel so SPECIAL!!??!! :):)

quote:

I'd challenge Captain notepad to a duel for Becky



I think I'd like to see that.. im bettin on Mr. Duke of EARl



E-Mail Me

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:



careful there, bud... you don't know where she's been...



Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
Sephiroth
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:






L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
damn that Waldo! i thought i claimed that territory first!


Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by this face I see before me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land... Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! There are many fools who dare propose imposing limits on my power. Those ungrateful who've been swayed by intellectuals in their ivory towers... they will pay for crimes that God and I will not allow. Some before the firing squad and some behind the plow... Weild a spade! Barber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me. Be careful not to miss a whisker, soon I face my people who adore me. As you shave our nation's face, keep a steady hand. Listen to these words that soon will ring across the land. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made! Barber, you've done very well. Much cleaner now the mirror's telling no lies. I know I'm not imagining the telltale glint of death I see in your eyes. I can't trust you, so I must do something with my knife. It's a shame to lose a damn good barber... but that's life. Weild a spade! Ready the blade! Sacrifices must be made!
GonzoStyle
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Well since VG has shown her true colors...

My Date would be Slash naturally, Maynard can accompany us.

Vote for King and Queen?.... Afrika and NJBytch.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

She-Mail Me Here

BARRY MANILOW
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I hope you wind up going with Incognito.


Sorry...she's already said she's going with me...:)


Thanks to Grumpy for his help with the sig.

I LOVE THE PSYCHO BITCH!
I MISS THE PSYCHO BITCH!

BANNING IS FOR BOARD OFFENSES, NOT PERSONAL ONES!



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

noelle said something about pigs blood



Damnit, I thought of that "Carrie"esque line this morning and rushed to get online to write it.

6 hours later when I finally signed on, it was already done.

-----
You all know I'd be too busy banging to dance to my "I get around" song... silly Ken.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
I Have An Irish Temper. You've Been Warned.


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