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o&aswallow
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:52 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Seeing as I'm a white guy and I have no rhythm and can't dance, I'm not going.

Now as far as the after party goes.................



I know the task of satisfying the hotties is monumentous, but I am up to the task!

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I'm not going


o&aswallow, we were expecting you to chaperon.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Now that Sluggo has been banned, can I take Suzie, Spit, and Luna? I'm not a stoner, but I do like the smell.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
FN Moron
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Now that Sluggo has been banned, can I take Suzie, Spit, and Luna? I'm not a stoner, but I do like the smell.
Sorry Ants... The Ladies are going with me & VG...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 4:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Wait, no Sluggo? But who will bring the shroom coursage? That changes everything.....

-----------------------------------------
Crippled but free
I was blind all the time I was learning to see
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Now that Sluggo has been banned, can I take Suzie, Spit, and Luna? I'm not a stoner, but I do like the smell.

Um...NO!
quote:

Sorry Ants... The Ladies are going with me & VG...
Um...NO!
quote:

hey... does this make me the official non-mod, male stoner of the board?

that's right, ladies... get me while you can!

E TU Danked?



Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Lgaia
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Well I think we should sit close enough to the stoners to get a contact high. I want Arpi at our table so I can relish his anguish when he gets stood up.

First, I would never do that, what type of girl do you think I am?

quote:

Seeing as I'm a white guy and I have no rhythm and can't dance, I'm not going.


Come on !!! You HAVE to go!!!!



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 12:56 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I haven't been asked to go yet.
Nobody loves a whore.
Well, except wealthy, eldery business men.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Lgaia
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 1:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I would have asked you...but I have a date. I actually have a date....
YAYYYY!!!



"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 1:58 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Well, I find some solice in the fact that the hot girl would have asked me.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
yeah Alkey... just keep telling yourself that...




Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 2:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I would have asked you...but I have a date. I actually have a date....
YAYYYY!!!

I've been trying not to post "you're so hot, Lgaia", like the rest of the droolers...
But...
JEEEEEEZZ!!!
Whaddya mean!!!
You can't get a date?!?
I wish I could understand...


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:06 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Sluggo, you have no room to bitch when it comes to this subject, my friend.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey I would love to go to the dance with you :-)


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey I would love to go to the dance with you


See boys, all it takes is a little begging and groveling! =)






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 3:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Sluggo, you have no room to bitch when it comes to this subject, my friend.

I was just saying that I don't get it when the really good looking girls say they can't get a date.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.




This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 1-4-02 @ 3:28 AM
Lgaia
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Well actually it was just a flashback from High School.....I have actually had a steady "Date" for 5 years...Thanks Jeff ;)


"2 feet below the surface
I can still make out your wavy face
and if I could just reach you
maybe I could leave this place"
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 10:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Well actually it was just a flashback from High School

High School...
::Shudders uncontrolably::


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey I would love to go to the dance with you


Well now we know which couple is showing up with the double dong ass dildo.

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Well now we know which couple is showing up with the double dong ass dildo.


I was getting worried about you.
Nice to see you still have some jokes left.





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!


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