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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: What smells like shit and looks like a dogs ass? | ||||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:37 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | Howie's mom after one of snuka's weekly visits. I've been away for a while and came back to a disgusting smell. I kinda had suspicions it might have been Wilbur but look what the cat molested and dragged in - Crybaby Howie himself. Thus then, consider this my welcome back message to you Howie, ya retarded poster child for syphillis infected lepracy spreading toad stools. Snuka, always a pleasure bro. for those that have no clue what the fuck I'm talking about or think I've finally gone off the deep edge - here's my advice: - sit back - shut the fuck up - and enjoy the debauchery  Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around. Be warned and be very afraid! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Damn I was wrong I was going to say Tfec's mother after a night of whoring on the corner  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | WEll that smell is almost as bad as the liquid that comes out of the scabs on my nuts that appearred after Ladi was sucking on them. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Ahh Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy!! How are ya, you SOB?? I saw the title of this thread and was gonna pop in here and defile it about TFEC's mother but it looks like ya beat me to it..lol!! So, how is that ol' cabbage holed, semen tank of a mother of yours doing?? It's been a while, i haven't been over to your Section 8 house in a few months since i got contracted lice and scabies from the last time i was there! Your dad get out of Jail yet? Also, it was a very thoughtful X-mas gift for you to send your retarded little sister over to our trailer to give me and Snuka Anal cleanings while Ladi rammed her in the ass with an AIDS infected strap-on...LOL!! She's a real trooper....she rolled that little wheelchair of hers 5 blocks through the snow...hehe. We'll make sure Ladi washes the blood, cum and shitstains out of her clothes before we send her across the tracks to visit the "Bruthas"......LMMFAO!! Well anyway, it's nice to see your sorry ass again..lol!!  I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | No No No, TFEC's mom looks like Shrek and smells like bad whiskey that's just been thrown up.  Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around. Be warned and be very afraid! | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: So that's who I woke up next to this morning?  "I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..." | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Waking up next to unusual people shouldnt be that surprising for you anymore.  Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM | E-MAIL | 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Now, now Maynard, you're just mad I let Wilbur have a turn at your marbles. Those are from him, not me. And I have to admit I was disappointed you seemed to like him better too.  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | no problem howie. next time, I'll send grandma over with her. It's the least I could do for letting me borrow your dog to plow ladi. The video's go on sale next week. I'll send you a copy COMPLIMENTARY. I won't charge you the way snuka charged me to watch him shove his meat missile into the walking yeast infection known as your grandma. She was nice enough to offer me sloppy seconds but following snuka after a bang is like following you after a your turn at the glory hole. Really messy, smells like shit and wide open. Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around. Be warned and be very afraid! | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Q: What smells like shit and looks like a dogs ass? Damned Midget... you could've at least made it multiple choice... here you window licking pig fucking troll, i'll help you out... A: Snuka's Sister Beula's rotting fish gut snapper. B: Howie's Mom's curdled cottage cheese flaps. C: Grumpy's Mom's pollup cover anal glands. D: 17 out of the 39 of Tequila's sister's whipping up a batch of snatch salsa or E: all of the above  | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | LMMFAO!! God Damn...you guys never cease to amaze me with the filth that's buried within ya... (like all your mothers)... when it comes to mother bashing!! Oh, and by the way, my grandma's got dementia so you can rape her daily and she'd never finger you in a line-up..lol! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! This message was edited by Crybaby Howie on 1-1-02 @ 10:25 PM | ||||
| Maynard | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: HAHA! The jokes on you, cause she's been inviting us over for years to tear her turd cutter apart while wilbur suckles her droopy curdled milk makers. I used to love her But I had to kill her She bitched so much, She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: So does your Aunt Nillie. I visited her twice last week. Tell her to keep the KY Jelly. She thinks it's topping for the batch of "puddin" i left in her refridgerator. Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around. Be warned and be very afraid! | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: No no you are mistaken ya half spic half dego, the smell was comming from the superfund site between shell bink's legs. You know the one that smells like dead babies and copper pennies!!!  BYE BYE BIN LADEN!!! 11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!! Support the troops!! Lights on when driving!! | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: Ahhh....so that's why her rotted-out uterus always looks like someone took a pound of corned beef and shook it up in a bowl full of ranch dressing.....my question is who gave her the Syph Blisters?? It's almost like having sex with bubble-wrap once those puppies start popping and the acrid sauce drips on my clown suit..lol!! Oh, BTW...."Turd Cutter"....NICE!! I'm a Complete Festering Mess!! | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 01-01-2002 @ 11:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | God damnit Howie, you gotta stop letting TFEC puke in your sister's snatch, it makes that shit like sandpaper. It's not that I mind the pain it causes, hell, I kinda think the scabs make my shake maker look kinda special, but Maynard's Mom won't go down with it looking like that, and after grumpy got done with her, trying to fuck her would be like tring to screw an old tire.....lol Fuck Gonzo, fuck SLASH, I am all about the Cunt-Twat now! AIM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 12:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Getting fingered in a line-up is the whole fukin reason I joined this board! I got one bullett left in the rape-pistol...who wants to play?  | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:55 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Isn't it more like... you want to be fingered BY the line-up? ;) | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Are you in the line-up? I've seen your fingers, and I think they'd fit perfectly. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | Was that 5 or 10 you needed? | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Um... Moron... You forgot one... F: A dogs Ass.  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 2:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Let's shove your toes up there and make it 20! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 7:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | ::takes a deep breath:: Ahhhhhh, nothing like the smell of septic tanks and toxic waste. Can only mean one thing.....Howie's mom finally took the hazmat suit off and the buffet is open! wondering where you've been Grump...guess it took you that long to find your way out, huh? The effin squatters in that tattered cavern of love acid really hate letting visitors out...I still have the scars from last time. At least now with Ladi here, it takes the pressure off of the mommies...LOL. I just hope she can stretch out quickly or she'll be a might uncomfortable. E-Mail Me  09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers. | ||||
| JIMMYSNUKA | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 8:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Pleasure is all mine Frumpy. Especially after me and Howie violated your mom with a goat leg. The thing came out looking like we violated a caramel cinnabon and smelled like low tide on the Hudson. When we were done Ladi took her turn with the now famous Aids infected strap on..LMAO. The hardest part about this latest servicing was that the trailer is a bit lop sided. 3 corners are on 4 cinder blocks...and one corner is on one cinder block. Threw off my equi....WHATEVER. | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 01-02-2002 @ 8:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:Umm...would that be your dog's ass? ...and would that be before or after Maynard fucks it? | ||||
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