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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Gonzo has shown me how sweet the love of another man can be
Hehe - well at least we know you're gonna be voting.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
Does this mean froy won't be entering? or, just not voting?


I will not be doing either.

Like a child walking in on his parents having sex, I want to pretend I never saw this thread & idea.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
They've been forever tainted by this thread.




[butthead] Huh huh....he said taint [/butthead]


'ThusThen' Rules!!11!!


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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end




Kramden's Delicious Marshall
I think Yoda is sexy.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:
As you can see, I have a great mule. See how it sits so nicely between each ball.
Gooch, that damn fine mule looks like a sad sack.
quote:
It doesn't mean your gay
Oh, yes it does.
quote:
it just means you know what a good-looking mule looks like.
If I knew that, than asking a plastic surgeon to give me the "Uncle Milty" would be easy.
quote:
I can't believe I'm trying to talk a guy into voting on other men's penises
I can't believe you've succeeded. :)

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Like a child walking in on his parents having sex, I want to pretend I never saw this thread & idea.
geez froy, it's not that bad, walking in on your parents, now that is traumatizing!! you don't have to look at them, ya know.



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

LETS GO METS, 2002!!
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I can't believe you've succeeded.
Maybe she succeeded with YOU, but I'm sure as hell not voting.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


usagirl21
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
I can't see the first Mule and I think this is why.

A common question that comes up is how to view or convert an AOL compressed .ART file. The basic answer is that you usually can't without the AOL software. Using AOL software you can convert the .ART file by selecting File|Open and selecting the .ART file to view. Then select File|Save as and select either .JPG or .BMP format. This will decompress the file and save it in the format selected. If you wish to view files in normal rather than compressed format all the time go to the AOL option: Members|Preferences|WWW|Uncompressed Graphics and select it. All images will then load in their native format instead of the compressed (and often terrible-looking) .ART format

Is there anyway we can get them put up in .jpg? Sorry Joey, I don't mean to be a pain in the ass today :D



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Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on
JVoorhees
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01


Here's my mule




Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Sorry Joey, I don't mean to be a pain in the ass today


Not at all. I don't have AOL, so Redhead Lover, can you convert these to .jpg and I will fix the page so that everyone can see the pictures. They come up on my computer, but I can't convert them using Photoshop. Sorry. Hold on, I may be able to work something out here...but Redhead Lover, if you can, please resubmit.

Joey
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Ferret
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
A little late, but Gooch is still da man.

Joey, I have no idea what you're talking about, I havent seen one vag on this board yet.




Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

The official mantra for the Olympics “quicker, higher, stronger” has been replaced by “complain, protest, boycott” for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon


hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I havent seen one vag on this board yet.
New forum idea? I like it!


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I bet this brings Gay Marco back to the board to be a judge.

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
All I have to say about this is.....


Don't click the link.

For the love of God, don't click the link.



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Please guys for the love of god, start a loveliest vag contest. I clicked the link and I was partially blinded. My vision is only starting to be restored from that horrendous sight. That was worse than an aborted fetus.

Redhead Lover
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
but Redhead Lover, if you can, please resubmit.


Joey, I'd be very happy to resubmit to you ;)

I'm at work right now, and the digital camera's still at home, so I won't be able to get to it right away, but I'll try to change the file type for you.

Proud to be man-whoring myself for Joey, Milfa, and the rest of the ladies...



"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Don't click the link.

For the love of God, don't click the link
Took a peek, did ya Rookie?

What's worse - this link or the iraqis/bomb link? (Im guessing it's this one)


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Joey, I'd be very happy to resubmit to you


Cool. And don't listen to any of the guys who say bad things about your pictures. I think you will give them all great competition. Actually, I'm at work, too. I can't believe I created and uploaded that page here. I've had to delete my Internet history and stored files like 10 times! Goodness, it's a good thing I'm the most computer-literate person in the office!!

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

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Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils








This message was edited by Joey1120 on 3-22-02 @ 1:37 PM

Ferret
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Joey, If you wanted to see my Mule, all you had to do was ask.



Thanks to Brokenjaw for the sigpic

The official mantra for the Olympics “quicker, higher, stronger” has been replaced by “complain, protest, boycott” for the Salt Lake games. Article coming soon


windowlck
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
But what's the Prize? What type of Incentive do us guys have to whip out our Junk? how will the winner and/or the runners up be compensated? Will it be $$$ or possible a "night to remmeber" from some of the ladies?




AIM me
You have a MULE????


Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Excuse me while i whip this out.
I'll enter.



Email
- AIM:lentnyc
You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
I am very excited about this one, great idea!

So......where are the pictures of dick?

hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
So......where are the pictures of dick



This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Men have the most ugly, vile, disgusting bodies.

Except mine. I can pay the rent.



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL, Follow This Logic, and especially TEH GONZ!!
I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Lent Said: Excuse me while i whip this out.
I'll enter.

Forget it I'm out now. We all know the stereotype. Not to say that's a bad thing.


NEVER FORGET
God Bless The USA.
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Men have the most ugly, vile, disgusting bodies.


Not true. Sure, men seem to get a spare tire easier than women, and those love-handles, but men's bodies are not ugly, vile and/or disgusting. The male form is just as beautiful as the female form, unless you're a homophobic male.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

Thought and Emotion - Here's my personal writing and fun site

Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

This message was edited by Joey1120 on 3-22-02 @ 3:06 PM



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