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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 1:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT MY COCK WIN!!!!
I DEMAND A RECOUNT




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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I DEMAND A RECUNT

Now thats funny


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

E-Mail Me
Want to do shots?

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01


This message was edited by Tequila on 4-4-02 @ 5:51 PM
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This fucking fag thread is still on page one?!?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
KeeKee
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Great Thread - but not enough cock plenty of dicks tho...hehe...J/k people



The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Can someone in charge please stop the madness.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


TheJays
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I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Jesus, cant this be like less gay? How bout a best abs contest? (even though Froy will win)

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

How bout a best abs contest?


mmmm...ok....Show me abs!





Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

even though Froy will win

Please never tell us how you know.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Over The Limit
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Abs? That's no fun. What's everybody's shoe size?


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GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

JBA's profile says:
Stature of an Oompa Loompa
But he isnt Balloon Not?!?!?!?!


One day can make your life.
One day can ruin your life.
All life is, is four or five days,
that change everything. - Beverly Donofrio

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
(in Steveo g/f voice)
"You have a Muleee?"


Master of the Cold....
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 3:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I was eating rice pudding when I started looking at this thread. Needless to say, I put it away, and am seriously considering never eating rice pudding again.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

This is the night,
This is the sound,
Here comes the warm machine.

This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 4-5-02 @ 3:57 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL MY COCK WINS A PRIZE!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop

Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 10:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Should I lock this and throw away the key?




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
attila
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Great idea Joey!!! :) :)-by the way I'm a CHICK-

Yeah thanks Dick!!!!!



Sweet Merciful Crap!
Redhead Lover
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
It was an honor just to be nominated, but I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me in the Manliest Mule contest...

Hey, wait a sec, NO ONE voted for me, I only won by default, damn it!!

Well, at least Sacramento didn't use porn stars as ringers this time...

This is the only time my mule has ever been appreciated, so I'll bask in my 15 seconds of fame. Thank you to all the ladies who took a peek at my manhood.

And I apologize to all the guys who peaked. As Joe Rogan said: "Nothing is scarier to a heterosexual man than another man's cock! I saw 'House On Haunted Hill', it wasn't scary! You show me a movie of two hours of a naked big man chasing a little man, I'LL NEVER FUCKIN' SLEEP AGAIN!! I'll be screaming, 'RUN! FUCKIN' RUN!!' "


"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-05-2002 @ 6:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02


Visit this Website





This message was edited by katylina on 4-5-02 @ 6:45 PM


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