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hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
unless you're a homophobic male.
I'm far from homophobic, but I'll agree to the fact that the male body is just not a pretty thing to look at. Not wanting to look at man-meat does not make a man a homophobe.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Men have the most ugly, vile, disgusting bodies.

Except mine. I can pay the rent.

Wait, you're a guy? Who knew?



I love you all. I love you more than life itself... But you're all fucking mad.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
I'll agree to the fact that the male body is just not a pretty thing to look at.


I have a question for you then: Do you believe in nude art? The male form is pretty when it's taken care of...the broad shoulders, muscular legs, and, especially the back. Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but good-bodied men just have backs that cast shadows in all the right places. Men are beautiful, too.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
Men are beautiful, too.

Thank you Joey.

If I had a digital camera I may have entered but I can sure as shit tell yah I won't be judging. Unless someone would like to volunteer their services????

It's got nothing to do with being homophobic....but if you're a guy and voting...at a minimum you're bi!

Quote of the Dayssssss - "If God hadn't intended for us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs" - David Daye


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Anyone who enters this contest should be banned. Forever. No looking back, no second chances, no appeals, no fresh start, no FUCKING CHANCE of returning to this board.

I can't believe this thread even exists. And I'd like to give a HUGE FUCK YOU to WhackBagKid for calling my attention to it.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
It's got nothing to do with being homophobic....but if you're a guy and voting...at a minimum you're bi!
That's my point. I've got my own, I don't need to see anyone elses let alone vote on them.

I never said I wasn't going to enter, just that I wasn't voting on or appreciating any and all other entries. I would leave that up to the ladies.


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey FTL, thanks for the shout out dawg!



I Will Be Your Dixie Chicken
If You'll Be My Tennessee Lamb
We Can Walk Together
Down In Dixie Land


Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Anyone who enters this contest should be banned. Forever. No looking back, no second chances, no appeals, no fresh start, no FUCKING CHANCE of returning to this board.


That's nice. So, this board is only for women to take of their clothes for you, right? It's unheard of for a woman to want to see a man, right? I don't understand why there's so much hostility to us trying to have some fun on this board. I guess unless you're a woman giving men a show or you're here to fight or put someone down, your ideas and attempts at having fun are useless. You would think that moderators would be a little more supportive of having fun go on here.
quote:
It's got nothing to do with being homophobic....but if you're a guy and voting...at a minimum you're bi!

By that statement, I would have to be bisexual for voting for women in the NN contest. But I'm not. I've never even kissed another woman and never had the desire to. But, I do think the female form can be beautiful, perhaps appreciating it for things other than what men do.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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Finding nothing but questions and devils


This message was edited by Joey1120 on 3-22-02 @ 3:52 PM

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
That's nice. So, this board is only for women to take of their clothes for you, right?

The show: 90% male listeners (at least)
The board: 90% male posters (at least)

If it works for the show, it sure as hell can work for the board.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
By that statement, I would have to be bisexual for voting for women in the NN contest. But I'm not. I've never even kissed another woman and never had the desire to. But, I do think the female form can be beautiful, perhaps appreciating it for things other than what men do.

and thats where you dont get the point.the female body is a beautiful thing, all curves and nicely placed.the male body is odd looking and angular, and then theres something jutting out between our legs.most guys dont even like the look of their own penis, so why would we want to look at others?






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
My e-mails not working but put my pic up if ya want.

Close the contest, I think I can accept my trophy now.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
The show: 90% male listeners (at least)
The board: 90% male posters (at least)


So are you saying that the women on this board don't matter because it's mostly men, and it's a man's show, and it's a man's board, and a man's world. This is the 21st century, ya know? You know, I'm not going to bother arguing this with you. If you want to ban me, do it. I don't think I care to be involved with a male chauvinist group. If this is the mentality of this place, than I'm done here. It's nice to know that my contributions have meant nothing because I'm a woman.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

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av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ThusThen has SPOO on his mule!! See, I told you he rules!!

**edit**

quote:
I don't think I care to be involved with a male chauvinist group.


I can't speak for everyone Joey, but we're not chauvanists here. We just don't want to look at manjunk. I don't have a problem with this contest, I just don't want to take part in it in any way.


'ThusThen' Rules!!11!!


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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end






This message was edited by av8er on 3-22-02 @ 4:21 PM
Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
I can't speak for everyone Joey, but we're not chauvanists here. We just don't want to look at manjunk. I don't have a problem with this contest, I just don't want to take part in it in any way.


That's fine. I appreciate and respect this. It's just annoying to be threatened with banning just for trying something new for the girls. I'm sure you understand.

Joey



#10 in the Naughtiest Nightie Contest

Email Me

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Redhead Lover
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
I can't speak for everyone Joey, but we're not chauvanists here. We just don't want to look at manjunk. I don't have a problem with this contest, I just don't want to take part in it in any way.


Hell, I ENTERED the contest and I agree with this post. But I have to defend Joey here. If guys don't want to look at manjunk, that's fine. (Believe me, I DON'T want to see it).

But in Joey's defense, she didn't post the pictures here, she just posted the link. And no offense to the guys, but the original intent was that the ladies on the board would be clicking on the link. I'm in the contest but I assure you, I have not checked to see what other pics are up there. If the guys don't want to see the pics, just don't click on the link, it's as simple as that.

This contest was first conceived on the Martha thread as a way to give the ladies who constantly pose for the guys a chance to see something for themselves.

And I think FTL was just goofing when he said everyone who enters the contest should be banned. But if I'm suddenly unable to log on tomorrow, I'll know I was wrong...




"Weaselling is all part of human nature! Weaseling separates us from the animals... except the weasel" - Homer Simpson
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
It's just annoying to be threatened with banning just for trying something new for the girls


I think FTL was just trying to say that he really really really really doesn't like the idea for this contest. :D

*edit*
and for the record he said anyone who enters this contest should be banned.


'ThusThen' Rules!!11!!


Av8er Radio
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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end






This message was edited by av8er on 3-22-02 @ 4:42 PM
windowlck
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Oooooo I'm Telling!!!ThusThen Broke Board policy buy posting that picture Ooooooo




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You have a MULE????


ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
FTL is just pissed he didn't win the naughty nightie contest.

Here's another shot from my vacation album.

I think my penis looks rather handsome in this shot.


hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
"Do you have 10 pound balls?"
"Yes..?"
"How do you walk?"


Sorry, that's what that pic made me think of.

Handsome? Maybe...I was thinking more along the lines of "blue", or "backed-up".


This week's quote : Hope in the face of our human distress helps us to understand the turbulence deep inside that takes hold of our lives - Shame and disgrace over mental unrest keeps us from saving those we love - The grace within our hearts and the sorrow in our souls - Deception of fame - Vengeance of war - Lives torn apart - Losing oneself - Spiraling down - Feeling the walls closing in - A journey to find the answers inside our illusive mind...


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat.

And just what did you expect to find here? Something witty??


ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Oooooo I'm Telling!!!ThusThen Broke Board policy buy posting that picture Ooooooo


Fuckin Tattle Tale!!!!

usagirl21
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
Oh Gonz, I mean TT...I love your mule... nothing like a bit of gonorrhea to brighten my day. Here's my special sig just for us....


ah, a dream come true
RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
If I had a digital camera I may have entered but I can sure as shit tell yah I won't be judging. Unless someone would like to volunteer their services????

I've got a digital camera, and i would be more than happy to help you out and take your pic.



I LOVE THE MORON
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 5:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Ok, ok. I wont enter. Joking or not.

I'll just send a pic of my mule to Joey or any woman who's interested for the hell of it.



Email
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You think I might act out but I won't Think that I might have doubts but I don't No insecurities Won't you just let me, let me be Think that you know me now, but you don't Think that I can't stand on my own Ain't my philosophy Won't you just let me, let me be ZAPS ZAPS ZAPS

ThusThen
King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me.		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
I'll just send a pic of my mule to Joey or any woman who's interested for the hell of it.


Does that qualify as a help wanted ad?

Jack Meehoff
Teh funny blah blah absent blah blah teh blah		posted on 03-22-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Does that qualify as a help wanted ad?

ROFLMMFAO.. You know... the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Gonz...Er ThusThen is still the funny one.


 

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