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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Ask Dear Grumpy - Part II (Serious Questions Only) | ||||
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 2:23 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00  | Dear Confused, No, not really. It's called humor. Something you fail to comprehend apparently. No wonder you're confused. Oh and btw , green really doesn't become you. Try blues or reds. Lighten up francis. G  Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 2:25 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Grumpy; I have been a member of this board since September and no one has ever e-mailed me at my opieanthony.com address?Is that a good or bad thing? Signed, Neglected TDDB  "If God was a heel,he'd be the Dudley Boyz" As of now I am a tool Of severe impact "Body Hammer"-Fear Factory | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Dudley Boyz, You have mail. Feel better now? Glad I could help. Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 2:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Dear frumpy, Thank you for your prompt reply. However, I am hardly green. The furthest thing from my mind would have to be the idea of wanting to be a white midget who's constantly butting his nose into other people's business. Why you all up in the news if you can't read the paper? Ponderous in Paramus This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 3-19-01 @ 2:37 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 4:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Ponderous in Huntington, You know, you're right. You're not green. I misinterpreted your emotional outburst. I sense anger in your voice more than anything else. But I have to give you credit. Dealing with the emotional trauma of having a valued employee walk out on you in your time of need because they didn't get the necessary support can be devastating to one's ego. My suggestion? You're cartoon candy-ass needs to learn to deal with the anger and get over it already. How about a nice anger management course? Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear frumpy, Why are the brass in CBS/Infinity such ass-f morons? wondering in woodbridge FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! This message was edited by TFEC on 3-19-01 @ 5:05 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Wondering in Woodbridge, Moronicism or the 'being a moron' is a genetic disfunction that stems from the parents and it passed down from generation to generation. The brass at CBS have parents who were born morons, thus then, by default and by stupidity - they too are morons. Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| radiosex | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, I like to have sex with barnyard animals. But, my landlady wont let me keep sheep in my apartment, and the chickens keep reaching around and pecking at my balls{it is beginning to hurt}. Also I am starting to develope this extremely painful rash. Any ideas on any of these? Thanks: Animal Lover  If you run..... you'll only die tired! | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 5:38 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Frumpy, Down-sizing is a necessary evil in today's economy. Businesses are eliminating superfluous positions almost daily. However, having to deal with corporate espionage can be a bit troublesome. Competitors in business rarely have any cause in view except their own. Even when they are part of an existing conglomorate, they tend to seek additional mergers by way of interrogating rogue employees. Sole Propreiter in Piscataway
Hootie hoo slapped ya boyz across the cheek wit Isotoners I have adopted zootybang | ||||
| KeeKee | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 7:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Mr. Grumpy, My name is KeeKee...uh no Cherry..no..uh..anyway I am writing..well typing actually...See the problem is..well there are many but anyway... I hear voices...in my head and they always know what I am thinking...and they say stuff like....::come closer so i can whisper this part:: they talk dirty to me and get me all excited...what should I do? Frustrated KeeKee  | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 03-19-2001 @ 7:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Dear Grumpy: How do I make my boss a good person. Unfortunatly it's against the law to delete him. There has to be a way to change an ass f. -My boss is an f'n tool- | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 9:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear SFS, I feel your pain. Supervision by those less qualified can be frustrating. Have you thought about putting 2-3 drops of Visine in his coffee? It won't change his demeanor but it will put him in the bathroom for better part of the day with the green splatters. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if this is tried. It is an urban myth and it was written in jest :) ============================================ Dear Frustrated, I feel your pain. I think your problem is not just the voices but also schitzophrenia. Who is this Cherry person you speak of and what does she do? Regardless, you are who you are and you need to let this Cherry Person go if she is of no use to you. As for the voices, well....... where do I start? Voices in your head are a direct manifestation of your subconscious motivation to persue that which has been embedded within your psyche. In other words, your mind is telling you that you need to get some nookie-nookie quick. An alternative reason might be you need to lay off those drugs. Better living through chemistry is not always better. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, What's the best way to get rid of blood stains? I need to know quick...I hear sirens. OJ jr. I'm think you're gonna have to suck it!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 8:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Dear Grumpy, Why are there so many people in this world who think that it is funny to make fun of someone's handicap? I mean you are always getting busted on about your height and I always get shit about my own handicap. You see (holding back tears) I have been blind in my left eye since I was a baby and jerkoffs always seem to think its funny to call me a pirate because I wear a patch.Or they like to tell me to shut my mouth or they will knock out my other eye. Why do people think just because I have one eye they can knock out the other one? Do I say to them shut up before i rip your arm off or something? Please help.. "Cyclopes in Belmar"  This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 3-21-01 @ 9:39 AM | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-20-2001 @ 11:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Grumpy, I have a question. You know how some people just don't get it. They just don't seem to have a handle on what is really going on in the world, and how normal, rational, dare I say mature people should act. Well, my question is, is it better to ignore these people, or to rip off their arms and beat them with the body stumps  | ||||
| TFEC Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 4:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Frumpy, Why can't the handicapped spell? Wondering in Wildwood FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!! LET'S GO DEVILS!!!! LET'S GO GIANTS!!!! | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 7:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Dear Grumpy, During an encounter with a shriveled up old crack whore....oh yeah, your mom says hi by the way....I developed a case of the crabs. While at first I was totally disgusted and repelled by what had happened, I removed one and ate it, not knowing what else to do. I quickly discovered that they are tasty little morsels that can be used to top many a gourmet meal. I am now breeding them and hope to sell them at expensive food stores. Is it wrong to love these delicious little treats? Please help.... Crab whore changed my life E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 9:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear OJ jr., Does this look like Ask Hellonwheels' column? How the hell should I know how to remove blood stains? Go ask Martha Fn Stuart ya tool. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy ====================================== DEar Cyclops in Belmar, I feel your pain. I'm truly sorry that people make fun of your one-eyed condition. I too have a handicap that can not be controlled. Do you think I enjoy being called a midget? Or have people use me as a leaning post cuz I'm just about the right size? What really burns my ass, besides a flame a foot and half high, is when they get drunk in a bar and decide to play 'Who can toss the dwarf the farthest'. The best solution is to ignore them. By the way, I have a joke for you to make you feel better. A one-eyed guy goes buys a parrot. The parrot is constantly cursing. Every time he talks to the guy, he keeps squaking 'Fuck You One Eye', 'Fuck You One Eye'. Well the guy gets pissed and decides to teach the parrot a lesson and puts him in the freezer with the intention of leaving him there for 5-10 seconds. He puts the parrot in and the phone rings. Well, 2 hours later the guy remembers the parrot but it's too late. The parrot was frozen solid. As a final jesture to the guy, the parrot was frozen with one hand over one eye and the other hand with the middle finger up in the air. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy ====================================== Dear Doc Smith, I have never been an advocate of violence but if you do decide to beat them to death with their own arm, I might suggest that you cut the arm off clean with a buzz saw as opposed to ripping it off. It makes a cleaner cut. Neatness is important when dismembering people. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy ============================================ Dear Crack Whore and Wondering in Wildwood, Dillon! Sincerely, Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: FDA & ItsASickness THEY'RE BOTH M.I.A. IF YOU SEE THEM, TELL THEM THEIR GRADUATION IS IN JEOPARDY! "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, EYES OPEN AND LISTEN. YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING" | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Thank you You are both a gentleman and a scholar | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 12:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, When is the right time to tell someone it's over? As you choke them or before you throw dirt in the shallow grave you've dug for them on the side of the highway? Disheartened I think you're gonna have to suck it! capnfudge@opieanthony.com | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, This group of people I work with at my second job keep insisting on calling me a gay freshman. Firstly, as your mom will attest, I am most certainly NOT gay. Secondly, even though there have been two additional hirees since I was brought on, even the new employees call me freshman. How can I get them to stop? Sincerely, Modular Dystrophy  NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "It's hard to garble nawdle zous, With all these marbles in my mouth" E-Mail Me | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Dear Disheartened, Your question conjurs up a few images that are not quite clear. Before I can properly evaluate and answer your question, I need to ask you a few things: 1 - What is your gay lover's age? 2 - Are you bi or a flaming fudge rider? 3 - How long have you been with your lover? Based on the evaluation of these three things, I can then properly give you an answer. In the meantime, in general, telling them prior to disposing of the body is the preferred method. Oh.... and when you dispose of the body, be sure to soak it peroxide first then use plenty of lime when you bury it. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy ============================================ Dear Gay Freshman, There comes a time in a boy's life when he has to realize the path that he has chosen may not be the one that is best for him. You're percaverence in denying your sexuality causes me some concern. Often is the time when you can't see the forest through the trees. Perhaps your co-workers see the forest but you're too busy picking up leaves and bending over with hopes that the forest animals rape you from behind. I would re-evaluate why you are called 'Freshman'. From the sounds of what I hear about you, your sexual antics with small animals leave you anything but FRESH. I hope you at least use a condom when you defile those chickens and goats. Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem. Grumpy Newest members of the Grumpy's: No One. Contact me if you want to be adopted.I have two slots available. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0111100011001100000011000000110000110000111000011 0100010011001100000011000000110001001000111100011 0100001011001100000011000000110010000100110110011 0100001011001100000011000000110010000100110011011 0100010011001111110011111100110001001000110001111 0111100011001111110011111100110000110000110000111 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 | ||||
USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move... | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | One of the two new hires never called him a Freshman. And he didn't participate too much while he was in the barrel. But, he did see him in the bushes with Raven. Sorry, he saw it with his own two eyes. Chef Corpse Boyardee is bringing the food, don't worry! | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Dear Grumpy, Why don't I like green eggs and ham? Thank You Schwoogie Please Sig Pic Under Construction | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Dear Grumpy, When are you going to find out who that Pxxx prick is so that we can all come & watch as you teat him apart? I'm yearning for milk duds & suds! Sincerely, Alcoholic Instigator  Don't hate me because I'm bueatiful... | ||||
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