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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dear Schoogie Please,

Your lack of desire for swine meat and poultry embryo's may stem from a childhood traumatic experience on a farm where both of these animals were present. Most often these trauma's involve small children and large cocks. The male rooster's are known to be agressive by nature. You may have had an encounter with a rooster that caused you anxiety. You have to take the rooster factor out of your emotional instability or in essence: Take the C out of your A.

Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem.

Grumpy

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Dear Alcoholic Instigator,

I know who the culprit is and have settled the differences. Now go back to your drunken stooper and take a nap. The butt Buddy patrol will be by in a few minutes to take your tempature and make sure you're okay.

Thank you for asking Dear Grumpy. I hope I've been able to shed light on your problem.

Grumpy







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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You have way too much time on your hands today grump.

Rog2K
posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey grump, that's a great way to dillon people without them knowing!


Don't hate me because I'm bueatiful...
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 03-21-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Rog / Maynard - shhhh...... yur gonna rooooooin it......


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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!		posted on 03-21-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Dear Grumpy,

How do you tell someone that they don't have an original thought in their head? How do you explain to them that they are not funny because they can quote someone elses stuff word for word? I mean it gets a bit old when all they say is something that you have heard a hundred times before by the original people. Dont get me wrong the original people are funny and at times hearing it re-peated by someone else is funny too. But when its all they know how do you tell them to start thinking for themselves? Please help.




My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.




This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 3-21-01 @ 7:17 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!		posted on 03-21-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
DILLON!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
usofar
posted on 03-22-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Dear Grumpy:

I am glad to see that you are having a great turn out for prizes for the pool tournament. I only have one question. Where did Old Dirty steal the VTECH HELIO PDA from?





This message was edited by usofar on 3-22-01 @ 9:18 PM


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