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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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Whooooaaa

Amy replying to herself, but quoting someone who hadn't said their thoughts yet....

C'mon Amy:

d/dx 3X -6 =

Sin(90 degrees) =

5X^2 + 3Y = 16
2X - 3Y^2 = 20
X = , Y =







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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BJ - It wasn't me that yelled Popeye. I swear. I would have yelled "Fuck you one-eye" (obscure reference to a parrot joke) LOL.

Okay folks, I'd like to slack some more but I seriously have to prep for a meeting. Later peoples. Have fun.



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DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Dog, in a sense I agree with you...They played lousy and looked like shit. The only time I saw the NJ Devils play was in Game 5. Colorodo was definetly the better team, I can admit that. But when I see grown men with tears in their eyes, my heart goes out to them. It pains me to see them so hurt after how hard they worked during the regular season. I love that goddamn team so much. I just feel bad for them.

And to say I was consoled afterwards is an understatement ;)


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Nah, I'd rather hit the bowl all day instead of the bong...


Why fucking bother

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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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quote:

Whooooaaa

Amy replying to herself, but quoting someone who hadn't said their thoughts yet....



yeah its cool isnt it
im just good like that

its these fucking school computers thats doing it
pisses me the fuck off

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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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ok guys gotta go cut a class
be back after school
see ya

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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Hey all - mind if I join the slacking? My network software is down, so all I have is net access - what a way to start the week :)



"I'm learning all about my life....by looking through her eyes...."

Feel free to drop me a line, and have a nice day!



spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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bowl over bong, unless you have a lot of green...a bong just burns up the buds too quickly


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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C'mon Amy, still waiting for the answers.....








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heyladiladi
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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42




How's that working out for you, being clever?

Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Sloat, you're effin killing me.....stop the math quiz, I beg you!!! I have a degree in math, I've seen enough already! Make it go away!!!!

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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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This is not what I'm used to.

quote:

And to say I was consoled afterwards is an understatement



....Oh I love the details.:)

5 more days to the softball game.





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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Math? No thanks. As long as its numbers and no letters, cosigns or fractions, I'm fine. There's only one 1/8 I'm concerned about.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Thanks Sloat, my calculator just got a zero devide error. I think it's a pentium.

Are you sure Lady Tiger, I got 46?


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atomic punk
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hows this I only have 34 more year until I can collect Social Security.


Of course, you're assuming that the government doesn't raise the age of qualification before you get there, BJ. :)



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heyladiladi
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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OAS, that's an equation for another day

I haven't done any work yet today for this week!
Oh, its going to be a long week.




How's that working out for you, being clever?



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-11-01 @ 11:39 AM
spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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quote:

Hows this I only have 34 more year until I can collect Social Security.


And that's under the assumption that there will even be a social security system by the time we're old enough to claim it. The boomers might bankrupt the system.

(and happy belated birthday to a fellow gemini :) Brokenjaw)




Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Social Security would last past the Baby Boomers if the government would use a 1-1.5% COLA (Cost of Living Adjustment) for the next thirty years. But we all know that only old people vote and money buys votes, so the old people will vote there way and continue to get the 2.5-3.5% COLAs until SS is bankrupt. Factor the fact in that the Baby Boomers have little in Pension or Retirement savings, so that when they look to retire, they will be looking everywhere (read government) for sustinence. The Xers and Yers will be dead. That 13% we contribute now will be lost forever. Also figure that when SS was created, people were only expected to live 7 years. Now we are talking 15-20 years past retirement.

Basically, when you turn 65, don't count on Social Security. If your lucky, you company might have a pension plan and you might be able to convert your 401(k) to Life Annuities (for a constant monthy check), but in all likelihood, you will be working fulltime until mid 70's/early 80's. Your post-retirement job won't suck as much and you'll probably be making half as much, but assume that you will be working until you die to feed the BB who just spent their money on pot, following the Dead, BMWs, and therapists.



BTW, the third math problem does not have a solution. X is not defined less than 10.







You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
Brokenjaw
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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quote:

And that's under the assumption that there will even be a social security system by the time we're old enough to claim it. The boomers might bankrupt the system.




Well all I can say is I doubt I will live to see that age anyway. I always thought I would not reach this age.

BTW thanks Spit. Geminis Rock

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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Ladi, sounds like you need a diversion;-)




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Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
heyladiladi
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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Thanks Sheldon




How's that working out for you, being clever?

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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I am so fucking bored today!



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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Join in our Retirement conversation.

I think this topic is hot enought to start it's own thread.






:sarcasm off:







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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Today is just killing me. I'm so fucking bored.

I'm trying to work on a few new sig pics, and I want to keep the Hospitaliano logo and OA.com logo the way they are, but I can't get the fucking green out of them. Is there anyway someone can help me out?

And stop with the math. My older sister is going back to school to become a mid-wife and she needed help with statistics. The thing was that no matter how I explained how to get the solution for simple converting fractions to decimals, she couldn't get it and was arguing with me non-stop telling me I was wrong. Fucking twat.


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posted on 06-11-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Here you go Corpse you pick wich one you want...



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4


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