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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
So JustJon = JustBottom? LOL

The pink shirt is making more and more sense.

Hosp. and Jon? He really is the Unlucky Guy.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Jen!!!! Damn, I thought I had you on my side. But ignore me, answer Grumpy's question. Midget Pimphand!!!!! Stumpy little sausage fingers and all!!!!!



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Gotta hand it to the ladies for turning the day around.

And to think it all started in Dreams pants.







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
NO ANAL


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Geez Jenn, now you've piqued my curiosity...medium or well done?


I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Come On Spit, I've become attatched to my Drunken Santa Status. And if I can't get my C-blocking tag or become and OA Adopter, I don't want it fucked with.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

NO ANAL



Now there's a conversation ender. Is that a consensus or just an independent opinion?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I'm toying around with the idea....

*EDIT* I've got to be REALLY wrecked though


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-11-01 @ 3:35 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Jenn, have your man ride you a little higher. Your face might be in his chest, but it should do the trick, unless it's a control thing.









You are an example of Reverse-Darwinism: The product of 2 inferior humans.
Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
great, the first time a guy cheats on me (that i'm aware of) it's with another guy!
love the status
as far as the spitting/swallowing issue, i'm a swallower. but i have a tendency of gagging on it, my mouth is very small.
anal? ive heard too many horror stories. jon can beg and plead all he wants to, but i'll never strap one on and pretend im hosp!
(sorry hosp, i luv ya ;))




DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Sorry bout that....didnt mean to mess up the flow of things. If its any consolation, I swallow.

Im still trying to figure out what this means:
quote:

LMMFAOBDWKIST



Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

can only cum with Jon doggy-style

:P LMMFALMPCAO

Jen, I hope you don't get jealous


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-11-01 @ 3:39 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Jenn, have your man ride you a little higher. Your face might be in his chest, but it should do the trick, unless it's a control thing.



It never fails, one woman turns her nose up at anal and Dr. Ruth jumps in with an opinion.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
yes it is just that good







I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
And people wonder why the women of O&A.com are treated like goddesses...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

anal? ive heard too many horror stories


Oh? Like what. I've that statement before, but no one ever says what exactly.




How's that working out for you, being clever?

spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ladi, I think it's just the pain issue

so, we've all answered, what's your fave position?


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Rumors Ladi. All nasty unfounded rumors. Trust me. Don't listen to the propaganda.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I was afraid of this... but I guess its only fair. (yes, if everyone jumped off the bridge I probably would too :))

1. Modified Missionary
2. ;)
3. ;) Oh, except for falling on it, like I did this weekend.






How's that working out for you, being clever?





This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-11-01 @ 8:24 PM
Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
well, as far as the control thing, i dont think i need to say who's the man in my relationship ;)

well, actually, i only have 2 anal horror stories. one is somebody i know had anal with a girl, and léts just say when he woke up the next morning, she was gone, but she left a present for him in bed with him
the other i dont know if its true or not, my friend told me one of her friends had anal with this nice catholic girl and didnt use any lube. it was hurting her, so he pulled out and i guess tore out her sphincter. the doctors couldnt fix it so she has to carry around baggies now.
ok, lets go back to happier sex discussions.

are you guys a moaner or a screamer? im a screamer if fucked good




o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

. I'm a fan of anything involving my ass.



Is there a club formed yet, who can I contact for membership info? ;-)



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Heyladiladi

I feel confident in saying that there are probably lots of people that are fans of anything involving your ass! LMMFAOWPMPASATTITFBTHDFFM

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'm a fan of anything involving my ass.



Okay, I just drove off the road.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
At least You made me the Pitcher Jen, of course, I've never worn a pink shirt out into public.
quote:

LMMFAOBDWKIST

Laughing
My
Mother
Fucking
Ass
Off
Because
Dream
Weaver
K???
I???
S???
T???


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ladi parking in the rear?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.



This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 6-11-01 @ 3:57 PM


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