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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
People, please read again, I said I wouldn't be able to.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So much for taking Grumpy's advice Hosp (Hint just the thought in your head alone condems you)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Is it strange that I prefer missionary? best orgasm for me...but doggystyle works well too :)


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00

thats fucking funny. and not to gross you all out with the image of jon naked and banging away, but he does quite well for a faggy-pink shirt wearing guy ;) ive had this problem long before him. but he's coming close to curing me.




Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Okay, since he won't heed the advice, here we go.

Hey hosp - So you need to go doggie to cum if you were with Jon. Is that it?

would you be able to cum if you looked up and saw any other guy? I hear gaySIAN is looking for a mentor. Interested? He might be a cute.




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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So how about them Lakers? I'm just hoping they win this year because I worked on their program. My name appeared in all of their books.
The only problem with them winning is whether the riots will be over by the time I get out there.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, Jen's got the racing stripe, Spit has a wood floor and Hosp has the barrel.



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Rumor has it I'm an ass man so it allows for so many possibilities.



OAS...you should know better then to type things like that, who knows were they'll end up.

Did someone raise the thermostat??? It feels awfully warm.





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be an idiot.

Pull deh string...Pull deh string.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Brokencock..you are skating on very thin ice ;)

Spit, how the hell do you cum with him on top?????? That has happened to me ONCE and I believe that was some soret of freak accident


Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hmm, I guess I am strange, cuz it's a freak occurence when I'm on top. You just have to arch your back just right (knees behind the head usually works but you don't have to go to that extreme)...

you know the boyz are all loving this topic LOL


Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::decides to leave Geyboy Hosp alone for the time being::
::sits back to watch the evolving girl-girl sex conversation take place::

This is turning out to be an interesting turn in events.



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o&aswallow
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well the appology still stands, but sometimes stupidity has it's merrits! Just keep on chatting ladies. Ummmm knees behind the head and arch the back just right............


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So the girls finally found a way to save the day. And at least Jenn got the joke.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

knees behind the head


[perevert voice]Spit, can I call you Gumby? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [/pervert voice]

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
HATE TO INTERRUPT THIS THREAD BUT...


********************BIG NEWS******************
Saturday July 7 The Nerds will be playing at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park NJ for radio's biggest Stars WNEW 102.7's OPIE & ANTHONY (sorry Howard but it's true) ROAD SHOW. This is sure to be a BIG... BIG... BIG event. So get there early!!!
(732) 502-0600


So I guess the slacker party will be on 14th?

***Back to sex talk:

Capn, it's a Hitler mustache LOL




Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
July 7th in Asbury Park? So why don't we do the party the 8th. We'll find some Red Roof Inn or other place to stay and make it a weekend.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.

DreamWeaver
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Fuckin awesome!!!!! Finally a road show I can go to!!! Better see all you cats there.




Thanx to Brokenjaw for the pic "Better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not" ---Phlogiston Verdigris
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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, did I miss the Dr. Ruth discussion?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
hey asshole! you're a day late and a dollar short again. have a seat. the girls are talking about favorite positions now. Wanna beer?



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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Hey Brokencock..you are skating on very thin ice



yup you know me Dream , never know when to keep my mouth shut.LMMFAOBDWKIST!!1



FUCK YOU TEQUILA

White collared conservative flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic fingers at me
They're hoping soon my kind will drop and die
But I'm gonna wave my freak flag high, high




Proud adopter of

Ziggyjr on 6/3
and
Harey Carey on 6/4


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 6-11-01 @ 3:25 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay Spit, I'm calling you Fuhrer from now on...lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

I adopted NOBODY. Honest, that's the name. Now accepting 1 more application for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Damn, did I miss the Dr. Ruth discussion



Its not like they were talking about salad tossing or anything ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:21 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
let's see, we have WIMP covered, we did spit or swallow, what else can we find out?

I got it.
Ladies- Salad tossings, yes or no? giving or receiving?

Purely for analytically and informational purposes only, of course.




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Jennitalia
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
here's a quick recap for BM.
Dream and I can't cum on bottom
Spit can't cum on top
Hosp can only cum with jon doggy-style

and cap'n youre incorrect about the racing stripe




spitfire421
posted on 06-11-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Hosp can only cum with jon doggy-style


Would that make a great status!? LMMFMLAO

------
That's got to be an early road show, though...the Pony has Dickey Betts's band playing at 8 pm




Silent hell on the marble slab
The best trip that I've ever had
Higher than a jet plane, pass it around
My drinks on empty, need another round

I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Is this the best that you can do?
I wanna fly, wanna ride with you
Higher than a jet plane with you
Welcome Boodadude and SpiritOfDirt to the School of Altered Reality, all problems should be addressed to spitfire@opieanthony.com :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-11-01 @ 3:30 PM


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