Parking lot.

[Ants in My Pants]

K, so I fucked up. I pulled into the very busy lot, with an LCBO, Wendy's, bank, supermarket....blah blah. I actually silently cursed the ass.....a van pulled against the curb idling. Stupid ass, stopping up traffic. After I could pull around him, a car was backing out of it's spot. I thought \"sweeeeet\". And pulled in. Apparently the jerk in the van had seen him coming out of the store.

See, while I am an ass, if he had've come up behind me and said \"Mcfly......I was waiting for that.......\" I would've apologized, and backed out, and parked elsewhere.


Noooooooo. He comes up to my vehicle within centimetres, and starts wishing me death with many vulgarities included.

How does a fairly normal human respond to being caught off guard by somebody screaming \"CUNTS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE FUCKING SHOT\". Please. I doubt if the idiot could even get his gun license. It's a fucking weekend course, $200 bucks and a thorough anal probe to get that in Canada.

It ended quite badly. I was absolutely terrified, I was by myself, and well, I'm kinda scrawny. I kicked his truck, we shared profanities, wished one another death and went our separate ways.

Again, if he had've just said, \"Scuse me tool, I was waiting for that spot........\" I would've smacked myself and moved. People are fucking assholes.

Sorry, you lost me at "Wendy's". I saw that and started thinking about how much I love their burgers and chicken sandwiches and all their other yummy goodness. Mmm, Wendy's.