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Yeah..but my spaghetti has been known to be an aphrodisiac (no kidding...whenever I made it for a girl in college....I got laid after dinner! It was amazing!)
6:01 just had a staring contest with my neighbor. i won, he looked away first. he's still a useless sack o' shit.
9:06
Bored with SmackDown...back here trying to figure out why I was partially banned, how cool it is that I snuck in a back door so I could still post, and who's gonna get a drunken, verbal ass kicking for tryig to revoke my place in the CDIH universe.
9:31 home from school pondering life
polly if lean cuisine works for you, god only knows what kind of reaction i'd get out of you if i made my famed and fabled swordfish steak with a tequila-lime sauce that i make from scratch.
if only i was a few years younger and not married................
Who cares if you're married, you can still feed me, it's not like we're gonna f'
Bring on the food.
10:44
Tired as hell and helping PAF46...it's worth it. I'm getting laid in a Motel 6 for my efforts.
10:49...helping me how? Just call me Polly lol PAF46 sounds like a missle. And didn't I tell you not to say which hotel?! Now I'm gonna have to try an Econo Lodge.
10: 59
my cooking would blow you away!!!
11:01 so feed me! FUCK bird just came in my room....someone please kill him.
don't forget about the big screen tv and directv!!!!!
11:19
And those margaritas you always yap about....
12:00, I finally ate
oh forget about it, you'd be putty in my hands.......
hmmmmmmmm, i like the sound of that.
Quote:don't forget about the big screen tv and directv!!!!!
you big tease
12:02
12:14 and the f'n hot tub he always brags about.
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so ehhhhhh do you two wanna go hot tubbing with me?
no not you keyser.
Will you wear the helmet?
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