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Anybody got a towel?
head thrown back, soap washes down her body, over the wood floor, hands follow...

(I kept thinking the title of this thread said Sexual experiences)
look at you..... making me defile my own thread...... loving the handprint idea ladi. Ok Arpi, you've mentioned soap and shampoo 4367 times, we get the point ;-)
she slowly massages her scalp with conditioner , her arms over her head, steam filling the room....
is it time for the combing yet? :bouncer:

long plastic teeth make their way thru the wet locks, it falls down her back
slowly she towels off, one leg on the tub, wet hair glistening in the evening light. water dripping off her body to create a warm soft pool on the floor.........
...then she puts on her gobby gooey facial night cream and slips into her pink fuzzy slippers. She then puts big curlers in her hair...........sexy, huh? :-D
My God yes.
A pigeon pooped on me.
with gentle dabs she slowly rubs cream onto the artists masterpiece that is her face, she slides her delicate feet into the fuzzy slippers that.......fuck! the slippers killed it!
Quote:A pigeon pooped on me.
Isn't that supposed to be good luck?
Quote:fuck! the slippers killed it!
:-D Mission accomplished! :-D
Worked for me. :firebounce:
Quote:Worked for me.
you get hard when she farts
Women don't fart.
I'm ALWAYS hard.
Can't help it.
Sluggo, your wooden leg doesn't actually count as you being "hard."
Ha.

Not to bring this back on topic...
Slack, that was a great story...
It would've been a very enjoyable day for me I know.
I once had this family of ducks living in my swimming pool...
I would go out and feed them every day...
One day, I came out...
And they were gone...
I became so distraught, I had to start seeing this shrink...
Oh...Wait...Nevermind.
Quote:I'm ALWAYS hard.
Can't help it.
You told me that was a roll of dimes! :crackhead:
That's about how much I made for Ken today at the brothel.
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