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Quote:Put some clothes on that "x," ya filthy perv!

It's good to be the king.

Especially while holding his royal rod.

Quote:Arpi sent me these pictures the other night.

Man, they just wre fucked up. Changed the whole way I look at things.

Ditto...I have been afraid to leave the house ever since. :crackhead:

its very easy to fall in love with slackjaw, i know how the bird feels

i mean.....uhhh he he

Quote:Ditto...I have been afraid to leave the house ever since. :crackhead:

Tell me about it.....I have been scarred for life.

Getting back to real surreal experiences.....
I was skiing a few years back and went to eat at the lodge.
I was waiting in line when I saw a friend from high school....
Except my friend was in the army and this guy had "normal" length hair.
But it looked just like him.
I got a good look at him and he had a scar on his right eyebrow just like my friend.... it had to be him, but it couldn't be.....
he bought food and walked by, I just stared straight ahead.

He stopped next to me and says "what are you doing here???!!!"
I said , "me what the hell are YOU doing here?"

we chatted for a couple, a friend of his walks up and he introduces me by a name that is not mine...... I said you're not Robert... he said "you're not Tim?"
we both did a 180 and walked away quickly.

Still amazes me that he stopped and started talking to me first.

He probably thought you were a queer for staring at him.

That's really freaky, Ken'sPen. :crackhead:

OK, so I just had kind of a weird bird experience. I'm standing outside smoking, and there are several birds nests out there. In the building, and in the tree. These birds are all flying around, chirping and shit, hey, its a nice spring day. So I'm looking at them, and they are your everyday typical NJ typer brown little birdies. So one flies to the ground a few feet from me, and starts flapping its wings rapidly, then another comes down right next to it. And the fuckin bird jumps on the other one ands starts fucking it! I was amazed because I don't ever recall in all the nature shows I watch (I love nature shows) I don't think I've ever seen birds mating. So this goes on for a few minutes, they jump over to a different spot, and repeat the process. The one starts flapping like mad, and the other jumps on it and starts bangin.

Very very odd.

I saw ducks fucking in a garden in front of Cinderella's Castle at Disney World.

Some very amused and embarressed parents walked by.

Quote:Some very amused and embarressed parents walked by.

I would imagine. But hey, I guess even the fowl feel randy sometimes right?

And come on, who hasn't had the thought of fucking at Disney World??

I always feel like Im in a surreal world. Maybe its the bannana peels.

Quote:who hasn't had the thought of fucking at Disney World??

On that tram thing, in the front car.... is the driver right there?

I thought I was going to pull it off during spring break, came dangerously close before she chickened out.

No on Pirates of the Carribean would be better. "Yoho Yoho, a pirates life for me. Bringith thy snatch here you ungratefull wench. Aye!"

Of course if your Ken, he would prefer "It's a small world after all".

No it was pouring out and chilly,
we were the only ones in the park it seemed.
We were going to the restroom and I walked into the ladies room with her,
just so I could say I did that in Disney,
we were making out in there....I was trying for more,
she finally said no convinced we'd be caught....
Or at least that was the excuse she used.

Quote:No on Pirates of the Carribean would be better. "Yoho Yoho, a pirates life for me. Bringith thy snatch here you ungratefull wench. Aye!"

Of course if your Ken, he would prefer "It's a small world after all".

No way, man!! The Tea Cups!!!! The Tea Cups!!!! :bouncer: :bouncer:

Bannana Peels? You smoking them????? Or just been reading the Anarchist's Cookbook???

One lump or two Luna?

Fooled around in the bathroom at work once.
Some guy came in (we were in the stall) and the guy I was with started trying really hard not to laugh.
Later he said it was because I had my foot up on the toilet, and he was sure I was gonna slip & when my foot and shoe got wet I woulda yelled & given us away.