in the first email he said she has "beautiful energy"
theres another slick line for you maynard
i've never gotten an email like that
then again maybe i don't want one, i deal with enough crazies on the train :bouncer:
maynard is a stone cold pimp
I was all set to ask if anyone had crx girl's e-mail address. Then I saw the button... and, now it's not funny any more...
Wow....now that IS creepy. He couldn't even find the words to say himself. He stole someone elses. :disappointed:
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Quote:To: Hector
From: Jessica
Dear Hector ,
Please put down that dirty magazine and listen up... I have been checking into the value of your insurance policy and, am unable to express my feelings in a way in which you would understand, so I hope you get the point. Basically, a girl scout could stalk better than you. . While we're at it, if you feel like keeping that thing attached forever, then you better Stop stalking me! or I'll sell you into slavery. Not that you'll be any good.. And one last thing... And I have a boyfriend too. So go away. In closing, I'd like to say... Email me again and I'll fry your mainboard.
Sincerely,
Your friend - NOT
she probably won't actually send that though
that stalker letter is awful
Violence is the only answer.
Quote:hahahahahhhah. i just decided to search a paragraph in the letter on yahoo, and i came to this site
For some reason I found that chilling.
Quote:that stalker letter is awful
don't make me fry your mainboard!
I have a TON of creepy guy stories. Once a guy in the corner bodega come up to me and said, "Don't you live at ..." and starts describing my house to a T. Then he goes, "I'm your next door neighbor. My kitchen window faces your bathroom window." I was like, "You recognized me?!"
He watches you shower. :lol:
Hi Maynard:
Just thought I'd write you a short note to tell you haow much I enjoyed meeting you at CDIH.net. I can't recall when I had a more pleasant time. Everything felt so natural, and you were very easy to talk to. It's hard for me to identify what it is about you that attracts me so. I suppose it might be the combination of your great sense of humor, your charming personality and your good-looks. Whatever it is, I can sense its presence. You could call it chemistry, or better yet, the possibility that we are on the same wavelength.
Maynard, I really hope that our first encounter was not our last because I felt very special when I was with you. I truly want to give our friendship a chance to grow.
Well, I guess I've said enough for the time being. Maynard, have a wonderful day and, hopefully, I'll see you again real soom. If you get a chance, write me and tell me your thoughts.
Until I hear from you, take care of yourself.
Always,
Keyser
Wow Keyser....I never knew you cared. :-)
i want a love letter from keyser :-p
a hotdog would be cool too...
Keyser told me he would introduce me to Heidi Klum.
And buy me a hot dog.