CDIH

because I'm saving myself

GUN CONTROL IS WHEN YOU HIT YOUR TARGET!!!!

The Sleeper Wrote:why don't you 2 just have sex already

I'd love to buddy but she's all yours, bros befo' ho's.

No, she's a lesbian now

I'm not a lesbian!!! I'm asexual

The Sleeper Wrote:No, she's a lesbian now

GOOD WORK SLEEPER!!!!!! neak:

I'm the anti Ben Affleck

lush Wrote:I'm not a lesbian!!! I'm asexual

asexual my ass i have heard stories.

Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!

I'm turning over a new leaf

yeah seriously you're asexual and I don't masturbate allover the floor like a filthy animal, come on.

The Sleeper Wrote:I'm the anti Ben Affleck

thus, you're the jason lee

but didn't you say you cause wetspots when you masturbate?

She's a squirter?

she's a godsend.

I have never slept in the wet spot and never will.

who can sleep with all that fuckin goin on?

Don't I know it. I once sleepwalked but with sex. That was cool cause I heard I was really good.

If she's a squirter I will make her my wife.

Not if I make her my wife first!!!

lush Wrote:I have never slept in the wet spot and never will.

hahahah i would ... but i won't