I was supposed to go buy my mom a birthday card today

[GonzoStyle]

but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.

[Mad]

DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.

[Keyser Soze]

dear mom,

roses are red
violets are blue
you're such a swell mom
i'd jerk off to you

love,
eddie

[Goatweed]

that brought tears to my eyes.

[Mad]

Sealing it with a fresh semen really says "I love you Mom."

[GonzoStyle]

DON'T SNIFF THE GLUE OR YOU'LL END LIKE DIG.

I wish

[The Jays]

7-11 always has great last minute gifts during blizzards.

Everyone, and I mean everyone, appreciates a laminated map of New York City.

[TheGMANN]

but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.

No macaroni either ?

You cheap fuck.

[The Jays]

glue on some matzah

[GonzoStyle]

but it's snowing so i'm goin old school and breaking out the construction paper and markers.

No macaroni either ?

You cheap fuck.

if I had fuckin macaroni I wouldnt be eating a 6 month old pot pie.

[TheGMANN]

No pizza rolls ?

[GonzoStyle]

not even a piece of cheese

[TheGMANN]

so did you make the card ?

[GonzoStyle]

yes

[Keyser Soze]

did you eat the cat?

[GonzoStyle]

No but after him logging into the board behind my back, I am tempted.

[TheGMANN]

take a pic of it and post it.

Im curious to see your creativity