04-24-2003, 09:09 PM
The best teacher of the dangers of unprotected sex is a mother with AIDS.
There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.
If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.
Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.
How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?
It's not your fault but it's your problem.
There are three distinct sexual classifications: homo, hetero, and people-that-fuck-niggers.
If I were a jew I'd carry around a preserved human ear. If anyone asks where I got it I'd tell them that it used to belong to Jesus Christ.
Stoning people to death is a lost art and funnier than Hell when you think about it. I'm going to the gay parade with a box of rocks.
How long could a person live if they only ate their own cum?
It's not your fault but it's your problem.
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