So I bring this girl home from the bar - in my forum I might as well divulge
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So I bring this girl home from the bar - in my forum I might as well divulge
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06-27-2003, 04:37 PM
Keyser has Worry Warts???? Ewwwwwwww :26:
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06-27-2003, 04:39 PM
so she was gassy in the bathroom!!! WHO CARES?? so that stops you from doing her? you are so high maintance.
how did you get rid of her since she thought something was going to happen?
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06-27-2003, 04:43 PM
what?? come on.. so if daisy feuntes or selma hayek did that, it would stop you from banging them?? so:
gas > hotness?
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06-27-2003, 04:43 PM
she had to go back to the bar later on to meet someone anyway, so I suggested we go now so I could smoke a bowl with the bartender.
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06-27-2003, 04:48 PM
prude.
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06-27-2003, 04:53 PM
did she do one of those "oh, ok" sayings, like a shocked look when you tried to kick her out?
she was probably saying, "wha happened? i thought I was gettin' some!"
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06-27-2003, 05:05 PM
I would've brought her home and taken a shower with her - everyone wins :banana:
06-27-2003, 05:08 PM
goatweed Wrote:I would've brought her home and taken a shower with her - everyone wins :banana:Wonder if the Mrs. would approve? ![[Image: eyes_424.jpg]](http://forums.colddayinhell.net/files/eyes_424.jpg) The spooks come out at night.
06-27-2003, 05:24 PM
Quote:Wonder if the Mrs. would approve? if she wasn't that hot, I wouldn't have brought her home - she has high standards. Besides, priorities have shifted in out happy home... Quote:goatweed should party with my boss!!don't tempt me!! Swinging is fun, so I hear. Edited By goatweed on 1056734727
06-27-2003, 05:27 PM
oooh, I'm fascinated, do tell, do tell! I want to understand the mentality behind being able to commit to someone for life with your mind and heart but share your body. Explain for real to me.
06-27-2003, 05:46 PM
Quote:Besides, priorities have shifted in out happy home...pstpxpls
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you. GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored. Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
06-27-2003, 06:09 PM
Arpikarhu Wrote:Quote:Besides, priorities have shifted in our happy home...pstpxpls ![[Image: ofrboxf.jpg]](http://www.pharm.uky.edu/hometest/Ovulate/1respons/ofrboxf.jpg)
06-27-2003, 06:15 PM
but seriously, you feel no jealousy when yor wife's with any guy? And she's cool watching you with another woman?
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