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This one time...
#41
I wasn't lying on the ground, I was slumped out the car and shit but not on the ground. I was too much for the weed, it wanted to destroy me cause it feared me.

4:20 4 life and shit!!!

I wish I was hot like I used to be, maybe Danked would finally accept me.
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#42
[quote]Oedipus{/quote]
For Christ's sake danked read a book. Oedipus Rex was an ancient Greek tragedy about a guy who grows up away from his parents and one day after a bunch of shit and prophecies kills his dad and then goes back to his home town and marries his mom.
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#43
Thanks for the fuckin revelation, you should take over for cliff's notes.

Are you saying I wanna fuck my mother?

No, see....

Have you seen my mother?

You aren't understand....

You sick fuck!!!!!!!

I can't even call my mother anymore!!!!
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#44
It was just a little joke....

By the way you're post count is 12345...I find that amusing for some reason...
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#45
You never dissapoint tomato boy, thats why I would never abuse you like that bastard, moron.
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#46
Gonzo is so cute when he's mad
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#47
I did this thead MONTHS AGO,
same fucking title,

I will peruse the dusty pages for the proof......

I made the first eggplant joke as well.


and I ran off seph.
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#48
you can have the eggplant story.
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#49
good,
but I might delete it in a year.
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#50
I was never embarassed by that one, t'was my greatest achievement.
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#51
my standards are higher.
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#52
if your standards were a basketball hoop, grumpy could dunk on it.
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#53
Wait, I'm confused, did you mother at least give you some hand release?
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#54
No, she just laughed.

That was all.

Just laughed....

She just prepared me I guess for the reaction every woman would have to my penis.
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#55
Quote:Oedipus?
Quote:For Christ's sake danked read a book.
Quote:It was just a little joke....
But thanks for the explanation, jackass.
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#56
Oedipus Rex was a real play...
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#57
Yes... keep talking... I'm so uninformed... I'm learning lots of new and interesting information from you...
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#58
I read all 3 books before you had hair on your schmekel.
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