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I wasn't lying on the ground, I was slumped out the car and shit but not on the ground. I was too much for the weed, it wanted to destroy me cause it feared me.
4:20 4 life and shit!!!
I wish I was hot like I used to be, maybe Danked would finally accept me.
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[quote]Oedipus{/quote]
For Christ's sake danked read a book. Oedipus Rex was an ancient Greek tragedy about a guy who grows up away from his parents and one day after a bunch of shit and prophecies kills his dad and then goes back to his home town and marries his mom.
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Thanks for the fuckin revelation, you should take over for cliff's notes.
Are you saying I wanna fuck my mother?
No, see....
Have you seen my mother?
You aren't understand....
You sick fuck!!!!!!!
I can't even call my mother anymore!!!!
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It was just a little joke....
By the way you're post count is 12345...I find that amusing for some reason...
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You never dissapoint tomato boy, thats why I would never abuse you like that bastard, moron.
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Gonzo is so cute when he's mad
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I did this thead MONTHS AGO,
same fucking title,
I will peruse the dusty pages for the proof......
I made the first eggplant joke as well.
and I ran off seph.
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you can have the eggplant story.
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good,
but I might delete it in a year.
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I was never embarassed by that one, t'was my greatest achievement.
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if your standards were a basketball hoop, grumpy could dunk on it.
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Wait, I'm confused, did you mother at least give you some hand release?
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No, she just laughed.
That was all.
Just laughed....
She just prepared me I guess for the reaction every woman would have to my penis.
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Oedipus Rex was a real play...
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Yes... keep talking... I'm so uninformed... I'm learning lots of new and interesting information from you...
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I read all 3 books before you had hair on your schmekel.