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Woke up feeling a little groggy this morning. Slept really deeply due to the cool weather. Performed my morning abolutions and then sat down to a hearty breakfast. I had an omelette with a big glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. I put on my blue suit and my yellow power tie and left for the office. The subway was crowded as per usual. I looked on every person on the subway with contempt. They are all animals and peasants. Arrived at work ten minutes early, as per usual, and enjoyed a cup of coffee while reading some reports of yesterdays market activity. After my coffee I got down to work. I am currently researching Steel exports in terms of volume and distribution from Asian nations. While this may sound interesting, it is not. I was soon daydreaming about the really hot secretary down the hall and of the almost infinite ways I would like to violate her. Two hours later I returned from this reverie and started to make plans for lunch. I called an old college friend but he was busy at work. I went down to the deli and got a ham and cheese sandwich. I returned to my office and continued my research. Three thirty arrived and I decided that I needed to share this , and all, of my wonderful days with you, the reader.
I do have a date tonight with a girl from the seventh floor. I am quite excited as I have always had the hots for her. More on that tomorrow.
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And people say I suck...Thank you Bland
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Now I know why people say you suck.
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Like my avatar? Ever see a jerk off like that in your life?
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No, but I am amazed by the edginess of your sig pic. You are so dark and daring.
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i give him another week before he explodes
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Edginess....that's a very hip thing to say. But anyway the swastika is a hindu sign of peace so I have no clue what you are talking about.
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your avatar rules dude!
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Thanks brah (<--edgy). I think it's what's left of the alpac goatweed hit with his SUV.
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remember when Galt tried to pull off saying "brah". HILARIOUS!
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he couldnt. he's just not hip enough.
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no way brah, galt SHREDS
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It would sound more sincere if my great grandmother said it.
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I never knew my great grandma
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My great grandmother's been dead for over 10. I win....brah. :21:
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The Sleeper Wrote:I never knew my great grandma
AHEM
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