Bland blog -- Day Two--

[Hybrid]

my other great grandma died a long time ago. she would give me one dollar every time we went to visit.

[diceisgod]

lamprey

I looked this word up and there about 5 other words in the definition that i'd have to look up to understand exactly what it is. I hate words like that.

[Bland]

My great grandmother's been dead for over 10. I win....brah. :21:

Shame she didnt think of that before continuing the bloodline.
I will at least take heart in the fact that there is one less of your gene pool atop this earth.

[diceisgod]

any of a family (Petromyzontidae) of eel-shaped freshwater or anadromous jawless fishes that include those cyclostomes having well-developed eyes and a large disk-shaped suctorial mouth armed with horny teeth -

Are you saying my great grandmother has horny teeth? You motherfucker. :angry:

[Bland]

lamprey

I looked this word up and there about 5 other words in the definition that i'd have to look up to understand exactly what it is. I hate words like that.

I would say that I am shocked but neither of us would believe it.

[Bland]

any of a family (Petromyzontidae) of eel-shaped freshwater or anadromous jawless fishes that include those cyclostomes having well-developed eyes and a large disk-shaped suctorial mouth armed with horny teeth -

Are you saying my great grandmother has horny teeth? You motherfucker. :angry:

No, I am saying that she was a small brained, life sucking eel, much as yourself.

[diceisgod]

Thank you Bland

[Bland]

You are most welcome.

[The Sleeper]

bunch of ne'er-do-wells

[diceisgod]

Arpi will be Arpi.

[The Sleeper]

arpi has a backwards hat in my avatar. he's the kewlsest

[diceisgod]

Your avatar is so bland when compared to mine.

[Bland]

Arpi will be Arpi.

I am not surprised that you decided to jump on the bandwagon with this boring joke.

[diceisgod]

The joke is more bland than boring.

[Bland]

No, I was correct the first time.

[Splatterpunk]

I never knew my great grandma

Mine scared me. I used to scream when she came at me.

[Keyser Soze]

has suzie introduced you to her grandmother yet?

[Splatterpunk]

I hate grandmothers. They're purveyors of evil.

[crx girl]

my grandmothers are very nice little old ladies. how can they be evil when all they do is sit around having cups of tea all day?

[Keyser Soze]

they plot against their daughter in laws