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I've gone impotent
#21
no, really its funny! think about it!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#22
yes dear, it's hilarious.
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#23
:banana:
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#24
It's not a tragic thing if one doesn't masturbate or fuck on a daily basis, it's actually helpful in many circumstances. Helps you avoid making bad decisions.
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#25
Use it or lose it. Prime that pump every day or get the Big C.
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#26
what are these bad decisions that you make as a result of masturbating? like, towel or sock? or floor or toilet? the only bad thing i think is if your beating off in the morning makes you late for work.
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#27
for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.
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#28
I didn't mean masturbation per se, I more meant that not being horny all the time helps you prevent making bad choices in life.
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#29
The Sleeper Wrote:for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.
actually what i like to do is, 1) jerk off, 2) take a shit, 3) take a long hot shower and pee in the shower, that is how i enjoy ending my day
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#30
Personally I fall asleep right after I am done, sometimes I fall asleep with penis still in hand.
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#31
you're an animal
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#32
I am a dirty boy, dirty.
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#33
nobody like my joke :-(
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#34
it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man
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#35
How soul man got overlooked by the academy.
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#36
i think its older than that
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#37
I bet mark twain made it up.
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#38
if not him then samuel clemens
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



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#39
If my parents named me that i'd be so embarassed and change it.
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#40
The Sleeper Wrote:it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man
i bet you have a poster of c. thomas howell in your room.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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