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My next consulting project
#21
Silera just said, "I am a good human."
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#22
I work hard for the cash so you should not do this thing at my humanity.

My kids want for things.

I'm hungry for food stuffs.
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#23
I'd totally make it to the second round of call center Idol.
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#24
And have America vote, thus then, making my job vital to the company!

I just owned Galt.
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#25
Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."

I can squirt.
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#26
* That was a Monty Burns line, so I can't take credit for it.

Lenny said, "I'm I am a good work- guy". Then he got fired.
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#27
Silera Wrote:
Galt Wrote:"You have five minutes to convince me not to fire you without using the letter 'e'."

I can squirt.

Winner!

Can you, really?
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#28
If you get to fire them individually I would go with.

"Guess which one of us is going to still have a job on monday?"
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#29
After reading this thread, I'm itching to get the chance to fire someone.

It's so cool.
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#30
"I quit you"
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#31
I wish I knew how!

<3
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#32
The bad news is, you're fired.

the good news is, if you're ever in amsterdam, I hid something for you.
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#33
Let's not live in the problem, lets live in the solution.
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#34
We had a little contest and you won, the prize is you're fired.
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#35
Tell them to take spring and summer off
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#36
the good news is you're off tomorrow.

the bad news is you're off every day after that as well.
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#37
The good news, i'm not you.

The bad news, you are.
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#38
pick a number from one to ten.


no, sorry. you're fired.
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#39
I need you on a special project that will dramatically improve the company's financial performance: go home and never come back.
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#40
Bloody Anus

what?

You're fired.
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