My next consulting project

[Black Lazerus]

hard to work in a cube when you push a mail cart for a living

[Keyser Soze]

Go fix my phone.

[Black Lazerus]

spin my records bitch

[GonzoStyle]

spin my records bitch

Yeah go spin his white people music in his suburbian haven, cracker.

[Keyser Soze]

is laz having a bar mitzvah?

[Black Lazerus]

Play freebird

or your favorite song moving out by Billy Joel

[Keyser Soze]

ill play whatever you white people listen to.

[GonzoStyle]

hall and oates!

[Keyser Soze]

actually ive never seen so many black women at a concert since mary j. blige than the hall and oates show i attended last week.

[Black Lazerus]

See gonzo you have to identify with the sisters.

[GonzoStyle]

that's a bunch of bullshit, I don't know no sistas that be listening to fuckin hall and oates.

[Keyser Soze]

thats because you dont know no sistas

[GonzoStyle]

thats because you dont know no sistas

And you're ugly

[Keyser Soze]

im telling you, the show was mobbed with sistas!!!!

[Black Lazerus]

thats because you dont know no sistas

And you're ugly

I am as ugly as suzi is pretty

[Keyser Soze]

snob

[GonzoStyle]

thats because you dont know no sistas

And you're ugly

I am as ugly as suzi is pretty

is your name keyser, or was the "Keyser Soze wrote:" not a big enough give away?

[Black Lazerus]

oh my bad i thought you were dissing me son

[GonzoStyle]

nah you pretty, i'd wear you out if we was brokeback.

[Keyser Soze]

holy shit...even if he was talking to you, it was a fucking compliment you dunce.