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Hypothetically speaking... - Hee hee hee
#41
You should invite said freind over to hang out...
Pop a copy of "Bound" in the VCR...
And see what happens. :explode:
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#42
Quote:You should invite said freind over to hang out...
Pop a copy of "Bound" in the VCR...

actually, we have seen that, and that hasn't worked...shit, we have watched porn together, and nothing has happened....oh shit, did i say we...oh no, i meant them, since this is all hypothetically anyway....LOL
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#43
seriously, I do talk to hot chicks I want to do. They just don't want to reciprocate. I've been obsessively thinking about one for over 6 months now and we've only met a couple of times. I really need to move on but she was hot
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#44
IkeaBoy Wrote:seriously, I do talk to hot chicks I want to do. They just don't want to reciprocate. I've been obsessively thinking about one for over 6 months now and we've only met a couple of times. I really need to move on but she was hot
When she eeks, does it look like a penis too? faggit
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#45
Quote:When she eeks, does it look like a penis too? faggit
:dropjaw:
:lol: :lol: :roltflmao: :lol:
"In a fleshy tomb, I am buried above ground."
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#46
She's really a girl really really. and she doesn't look like a penis. and I bring it upon myself, I'm really, really sorry.
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#47
You bring what upon yourself?
Penis?
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#48
IkeaBoy Wrote:seriously, I do talk to hot chicks I want to do. They just don't want to reciprocate. I've been obsessively thinking about one for over 6 months now and we've only met a couple of times. I really need to move on but she was hot
Don't worry. There will be other sims to fantasize about.
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#49
Quote:Don't worry. There will be other sims to fantasize about
She isn't a Sim (well originally) she's made of real plastic! I mean flesh
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#50
virgingrrl Wrote:
Quote:You should invite said freind over to hang out...
Pop a copy of "Bound" in the VCR...

actually, we have seen that, and that hasn't worked...shit, we have watched porn together, and nothing has happened....oh shit, did i say we...oh no, i meant them, since this is all hypothetically anyway....LOL
Drop your pants and do the two finger split and say "what are we gonna do about this."

If that doesn't work try choloroform and some straps.
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#51
Quote:If that doesn't work try choloroform and some straps.
That's my gig.
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#52
Maynard Wrote:That's my gig.
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That's your gig Mistar Dog Fukar!!!
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#53
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:That's my gig.
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That's your gig Mistar Dog Fukar!!!
Well then are you calling yourself a dog?
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#54
Maynard Wrote:Well then are you calling yourself a dog?
After fucking you?.... sure.
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#55
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Quote:Well then are you calling yourself a dog?
After fucking you?.... sure.
WEll I meant after you lapped my balls, but whatever.
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#56
Quote:I just want to know if vg thought she was going to get serious responses from you fuckers on this question.
A friend of mine came right out and said "I'd really like to make you cum."

I was a little taken aback, but appreciated her straightforwardness. Big Grin
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#57
hey ladi i really want you to make me cum.
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#58
I'm sorry, it didn't work for her either, but thanks for asking :real good:
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HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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#59
Hey Ladi Wrote:I'm sorry, it didn't work for her either, but thanks for asking :real good:
Tease!!!
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#60
Maynard Wrote:
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Quote:That's my gig.
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That's your gig Mistar Dog Fukar!!!
Well then are you calling yourself a dog?
No...
But it looks like he's calling you a Puppiephile. :fuggin:
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