Slaps Orzy because I havn't slapped anyone in a while and you seem like a likely candidate.
slaps maddog because he didn't go get awesome margaritas with us friday night
Slaps Z because I havn't slaped anybody in a while.
Slaps myself for missing out on all that scissor action!!
slaps maddog for slapping himself
slaps z because he didn't seem as excited as me to talk Friday night . . .
slaps queenie cause I was being distracted by Marissa's inappropriate comments
slaps Zdunklee because I feel like slapping someone and sadly you drew the short straw my friend.
slaps Boaz because I just read his blog about Sweetie and it made me cry
Slaps Z because I haven't done that in a bit.
slaps 0rz because I don't think she slapped Z hard enough
slaps queenie for thinking I should be slapped harder
Slaps Z for not KNOWING he needs to be slapped harder
slaps Mad Dog HARD because he probably needs to be slapped hard this morning
Slaps Queenie because my car pretty much exploded this morning ruining a perfectly good Friday
slaps CC, but ever so gently, because he doesn't need another slap in the face this morning
P.S. Are you okay?
slaps Queenie for the light slap...and yes everything's fine, nothing a ton of money I didn't plan on spending can't fix
Slaps CC's car because CC doesn't need the slapping.
slaps Orz into the hood of CC's car for fun
slaps z because isn't CC's car effed up enough??
slap queenie cause now it is a clunker and we can eff it up real good with sledgehammers and stuff
slaps z because it's Monday and you know I don't have time for extracurricular activities on a Monday.
slaps queenie cause I only have a 4 day work week this week so :lol: :thumbup:
slaps z because some people have to work 5 days EVERY week!!
slaps Queenie because some people have to work 6 days EVERY week!
slaps boaz because actually I work 24/7 - I'm a Momma
slaps Teh Queenie because I do too, because i have to take care of mom AND sweetie...and sweetie is a whiny little thing.
slaps boaz because I reckon Sweetie is just like having a kid (and you know you spoil her!)
slaps queenie for having too many kids
slaps z - do you slap your mother too? tsk tsk
slaps queenie cause if she got out of line like you I might have too
slaps z because I don't get out of line. The line follows me wherever I go!!
slaps queenie cause she's drunk already and it's only wednesday
slaps z because that was pretty damn funny!!
Slaps Queenie because I'm working on a good drunk right now
slaps boaz because he likes it so well
slaps queenie cause I am drunk right now
Slaps Z cause it would be funny to slap you while you have a hangover.
slaps Mad Dog for slapping Z while he's not capable of fighting back