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So the official cover story is that Free Beer is away at the Big 10 mens basketball tourney in Indianapolis, and the rest of the guys can't function without him.

I say that's bullshit.

Let's get some rumors running as to the "real" reason they're on best of .


Zane is having a testicular "procedure" and needs te time off to let the swelling go down

Hot Wings is heading back to Cowboy Gay Camp

Joe is starring in another bud light commercial to be aired during the WNBA finals

Free Beer is going to Washington for a life lesson in why Freedom isn't free

:: Crickets ::

:roll:

Titan! Wrote::: Crickets ::

:roll:

Maybe because everybody deserves a little time off . . . :roll:

Hmmm, how about...

Free Beer is making his annual pilgrimage to the rubber tree.....

Hot Wings is divorcing his wife to run off with Pretty.....

Zane is buying a white t-shirt and earring to audition for the Mr. Clean movie....

Joe is working at the hardware store as community service for his stunt a few weeks ago...

and since we know that Steve pre-records Best Of some days.... Steve is out cake shopping

Can I borrow some of your crickets Titan? Come on, everyone do one haha

Ashleyme Wrote:Hmmm, how about...

Zane is buying a white t-shirt and earring to audition for the Mr. Clean movie....


and since we know that Steve pre-records Best Of some days.... Steve is out cake shopping

HA ! Them's funny right there :clap:

Free Beer is at the championship, but not for basketball, hes there for the players

Zane is on fire island asking if anyone wants to rub his head(they get to pick which one)

Hot Wings is trying to see if you really can make a man/car hybrid

Joe is off trying to get a job as a zack galifinakas(misspelled im sure) impersonator

Steve is working on the beta testing of cakefarts.com's newest spinoff site

schuyler16 Wrote:Steve is working on the beta testing of cakefarts.com's newest spinoff site

You mean IceCreamFarts.com?

Yeah, he and meredith are also trying to come up with ideas for new sites containing a mixture of food products and flatulence.

<taking notes> IceCreamFarts.com....got it.

Titan! Wrote:

Ashleyme Wrote:Hmmm, how about...

Zane is buying a white t-shirt and earring to audition for the Mr. Clean movie....


and since we know that Steve pre-records Best Of some days.... Steve is out cake shopping

HA ! Them's funny right there :clap:

This takes on a whole new meaning if you've seen [i]Logorama[i/]!! LMAO!!!