Who couldn't you work with

[sunshyne]

If you were to somehow land a job on the FB&HW show, who couldn't you stand to work with? Why?



I am pretty easy going and could probably work with them all, but I would want to 15 second fight Zane a lot.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Couldn't work with Hot Wings. Know-it-alls really get on my nerves because I tend to be one, and two of us just wouldn't get along. Either that or we'd be teamed up all the time. I'd probably hang with Joe on the weekends though. He seems to know how to have fun.

[airhornahole]

Zane, he's the type of smart ass bastard I used to beat the S out of back in high school. I think that would continue.

[uhohspagettio]

Free Beer and I have a lot in common, so it be like having 2 FBs in the studio. I jumble words all the time and have a neck queef issue from time to time. Other than that, I think I would be able to work with all of them.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Zane, he's the type of smart ass bastard I used to beat the S out of back in high school. I think that would continue.

Nah. Zane's just a punk. He's one of those guys that you just sit back and laugh to yourself about. He thinks he's a badass, but that's only when he's in a comfortable situation. He ALWAYS backs off what he really wants when he's out of his element (certainly, certainly.....not to mention the fights he's had with Zigz in Nashville. You should hear how fast he backs down when Zigz starts talking S to him. He totally punks out.)

[fistor!@#]

Isn't the default answer here Zane? You know, the "abrasive" one?

My answer would be all of them, including the interns. I'm a complete prick until 9 am.

[beckyp]

i sent a short email.

I couldn't work with Hot Wings. He's too handsome and dreamy. The rest of you are the total opposite.

[plungerhand]

Zane, he's the type of smart ass bastard I used to beat the S out of back in high school. I think that would continue.

Nah. Zane's just a punk. He's one of those guys that you just sit back and laugh to yourself about. He thinks he's a badass, but that's only when he's in a comfortable situation. He ALWAYS backs off what he really wants when he's out of his element (certainly, certainly.....not to mention the fights he's had with Zigz in Nashville. You should hear how fast he backs down when Zigz starts talking S to him. He totally punks out.)

I always thought he backed down to Zigz 'cause technically, the Buzz is a customer, but you may have something there. Not that Zigz is all that witty or quick, but sometimes he get's in some good ones.(If your reading Zigz, that gay porn bit is like 5 yrs old)

[Queenie]

Couldn't work with Hot Wings. Know-it-alls really get on my nerves because I tend to be one, and two of us just wouldn't get along. Either that or we'd be teamed up all the time. I'd probably hang with Joe on the weekends though. He seems to know how to have fun.

Was that you on the show this morning?? Some guy from Nashville called and said almost exactly the same thing!

[Queenie]

I guess I would have to say Zane because I am an interrupter too. There can't be 2 interrupters on the show. Free Beer would absolutely go bonkers!!

[plungerhand]

I think you guys have found the perfect balance. If anyone of you left, the show would tank.

If it ain't broke....


Emmy recap was about all I enjoyed today.


Is joking about abusing children really that funny?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Couldn't work with Hot Wings. Know-it-alls really get on my nerves because I tend to be one, and two of us just wouldn't get along. Either that or we'd be teamed up all the time. I'd probably hang with Joe on the weekends though. He seems to know how to have fun.

Was that you on the show this morning?? Some guy from Nashville called and said almost exactly the same thing!

Not me. I actually was only able to listen to the show from 7-7:45 this morning, so I must have missed that.

Were they talking about this subject this morning?

[fetusfacedwindbag]

i sent a short email.

I couldn't work with Hot Wings. He's too handsome and dreamy. The rest of you are the total opposite.

I gotta know. In your opinion, is he just good looking, or do you like his personality too? The only pic I'd ever seen of him was the website pic (until Titan's pics from the premier), and he totally wasn't the one I thought chicks would dig....minus the crank and the vette.

[Queenie]

Was that you on the show this morning?? Some guy from Nashville called and said almost exactly the same thing!

Not me. I actually was only able to listen to the show from 7-7:45 this morning, so I must have missed that.

Were they talking about this subject this morning?

Yeah. Several Nashville listeners got through, and like I said before, one guy said almost exactly the same thing as you. One guy said he couldn't work with Joe because of his arrogance. :

Most said they couldn't work with Zane. You know, Zane pisses me off, but I am beginning to agree with my better half that the show wouldn't be such a big hit if it weren't for Zane.

[Titan!]

I've done 3 photo shoots with them over the last couple years, and I think I could work with any of them on a daily basis.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Not me. I actually was only able to listen to the show from 7-7:45 this morning, so I must have missed that.

Were they talking about this subject this morning?

Yeah. Several Nashville listeners got through, and like I said before, one guy said almost exactly the same thing as you. One guy said he couldn't work with Joe because of his arrogance. :

Most said they couldn't work with Zane. You know, Zane pisses me off, but I am beginning to agree with my better half that the show wouldn't be such a big hit if it weren't for Zane.

I like the all the guys pretty good, but I wouldn't listen if Zane weren't there. I love his inappropriateness, his awesomely-obnoxious* drops, his crude comments, etc....

I love it when Zane gets into the music for name that tune and starts making those "I'm diggin this song" noises (unh unh enh Yeah!) What a nerd! I love it.

[dingdongyo]

i couldn't work on the show. i'm a terrible talker and conversation guy. every show would be an ipj choke job.

...meaning her rap battle performance, not her... whatever....

but i'd dump hotwings because there would only be room for one nasaly tantrum-thrower.

[Torque]

I'd probably laugh at Zane, argue with Hot Wings, be buddy-buddy with Free Beer, and cause trouble with Joe

[egowx]

Hot wings. He tries to hide it sometimes but you know he's a militant conservative. It makes for good radio though.

[agentsmith]

Am I the only one who couldn't work with fb? Zane is like a kid with his insults, and I always enjoy him poping off. Hot wings has good insight and backpedles and rationalizes when he's wrong. Joe has his moments to shine with his stunts, but otherwise has a small on-air persona. Free beer is indomidble. I feel he would make me feel like an idiot every moment on air. He is the burn king, but I just could not take the brutal punishment he would dish out. The worst zane can do is play a drop and giggle, and hotwings only rarely goes on the offensive. Joe is a non issue, because he will always be schooled (or at least humbled) every wednesday.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

Am I the only one who couldn't work with fb? Zane is like a kid with his insults, and I always enjoy him poping off. Hot wings has good insight and backpedles and rationalizes when he's wrong. Joe has his moments to shine with his stunts, but otherwise has a small on-air persona. Free beer is indomidble. I feel he would make me feel like an idiot every moment on air. He is the burn king, but I just could not take the brutal punishment he would dish out. The worst zane can do is play a drop and giggle, and hotwings only rarely goes on the offensive. Joe is a non issue, because he will always be schooled (or at least humbled) every wednesday.

really? FB is the nice guy. His bullying is always simply playful, and you can always tell. If you couldn't take FB's insults, I don't think you could have made it out of high school alive! Most of his insults are join-in insults anyway, and he is the first to back off when things have gone just a little too far.

[agentsmith]

Yes, fb is playful, but I have a hard time with jokes at my expence. I wanted to kill half the people I knew back in high school just for that reason. I find everyone else's burns a little ludicras so I can laugh at that. I just don't think I could take the sort of abuse that fb will give any of the other show members. Fb is the first to back off when a joke goes too far, but that hardly ever happens when the sights are on one of the other hosts

[fetusfacedwindbag]

I see where you're coming from. I can diggit.

[Torque]

He is the burn king, but I just could not take the brutal punishment he would dish out.

I really never would have thought anyone would use the word "brutal" when describing FB. If you can only dish and never take you won't last 10 seconds on the show. I would definitely get infuriated if everyone was on my ass for a while but in the end it's funny, and my own reaction would probably be hilarious

[agentsmith]

What do you mean "would not last"? Fb cannot take any punishment. When he gets called out, which is rare, he gets very 'whiney' and acts like a child. Comedic gold btw, I love his hissyfits.

[Torque]

What do you mean "would not last"? Fb cannot take any punishment. When he gets called out, which is rare, he gets very 'whiney' and acts like a child. Comedic gold btw, I love his hissyfits.

That's what I meant though, his reaction is hilarious, but he gets over it the same day, and doesn't hold it against anybody, bc it gets spread out 4 ways, everyone there is a target daily, but they all come back for more, they love their jobs

[agentsmith]

That's what I meant though, his reaction is hilarious, but he gets over it the same day, and doesn't hold it against anybody, bc it gets spread out 4 ways, everyone there is a target daily, but they all come back for more, they love their jobs

Holy runon sentence batman!

[Torque]

Fine, very sorry, just for you:

That's what I meant though. His reaction is hilarious, but he gets over it the same day and doesn't hold it against anybody. It gets spread out four ways: everyone is a target daily, but they all come back for more because they love their jobs.



When I logon at work it's a covert operation and I have to hide the laptop and watch for people walking by so I'm in a frikin hurry and I whore out the comma.