HW Schlong

[yogurtsling]

Why does he have to brag so muc? I keep feeling less adequate every time he mentions that python.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

hopefully he doesn't have a pig in his python...:O

[eatmyvirus]

He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.

actually HW wang is so big it has vocal chords....remarkably it sounds IDENTICAL to Zane and fills in from sometime. Often it is actually HW's ween that is bragging about itself.

...little known fact

[eatmyvirus]

He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.

actually HW wang is so big it has vocal chords....remarkably it sounds IDENTICAL to Zane and fills in from sometime. Often it is actually HW's ween that is bragging about itself.

...little known fact

Wow... now that you mention it... Zane does sound like a dick most of the time. I just never put two and two together.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

And people often think that Eric Zane was 'the voice' of The Dude....The Dude is actually a real person. He retired a little to early and had a few interviews lined up...well Hot Weens (as HW's wang often goes by) can do an un-canny impression of The Dude and would fill in, and because Hot Weens does sound so much like Zane people began to think that it was infact Zane playing The Dude...nope...Hot Weens

[enormousgenitals]

HW is hung like a peanut.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

HW is hung like a peanut.

they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....

Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...

[enormousgenitals]

HW is hung like a peanut.

they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....

Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...

I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.

[kaboobie]

they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....

Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...

I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.

yeah... and i hope he doesn't spill his load.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.

yeah... and i hope he doesn't spill his load.

yah that could be dangerous. My gravel road has a huge pothole that could easily rip the rubber right of the car. If said car is top heavy carrying luggage or whatnot the load will def spill

[ivanafuccu]

I think that it is strange that all of the people who are debating HW's slong are guys.

[Wiener Poopie]

HW is hung like a peanut.

I agree

[sluttynurse]

I think that it is strange that all of the people who are debating HW's slong are guys.

I thought so too. So, for a girl's opinion on the thing, size does matter. If it's as big as his ego is when he gets talking about cars I will be very well satisfied!

Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

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Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.

freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips

[sluttynurse]

[quote author=ivanafuccu board=general thread=501 post=7482 time=1214586770]

Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.

freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips

It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*

[Howie Feltersnatch]

hotwings

[Wiener Poopie]

It's Hot Wings! ^^

[Howie Feltersnatch]

[quote author=sluttynurse board=general thread=501 post=7487 time=1214587862]

freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips

It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*

do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?

[sluttynurse]

[quote author=howiefeltersnatch board=general thread=501 post=7489 time=1214588141]

It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*

do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?

No, I sit on something else. ;D

[Howie Feltersnatch]

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do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?

No, I sit on something else. ;D

:o

PG-13 chicky

[sluttynurse]

Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. It's the brainless part of being a brainless slut.

Although is PG-13 really a requirement on a thread about a schlong?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. It's the brainless part of being a brainless slut.

Although is PG-13 really a requirement on a thread about a schlong?

touche

[beckyp]

hot wings can block out the sun with his crank. fact.

[maxer64]

Hot Wings was actually the inspiration for the Simpsons episode where Homer is making a dating video for Flanders, and when taping Flanders in the shower, the blurry bar went down to his shins.

[fistor!@#]

One time HW lifted a car off a woman using nothing but a copy of Blacktail. Fact.

[beckyp]

hot wings' meat hammer wont just poke out your eye, it'll cave your face in. fact.

[fistor!@#]

One time HW was taking a nap outside. He dreamed of sexytimes with zane's wife. A farmer came along and wrapped the massive proturbance in sheet steel so as to keep the sun from burning it. What resulted was the very first grain silo. Fact.

[fistor!@#]

HW can perform a no-handed push up. Fact.

[beckyp]

HW can perform a no-handed push up. Fact.

for whatever reason reading that reminded me of back when they did "talk to the tape", specifically the Jack Black one's where'd he'd talk about cock push-ups.

[zig]

In case of a fire, Hot Wing's crank can be used to rappel from a window as high as 12 stories up. Fact.