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Create a Caption 12/2/08
#1
[Image: 95%20Segway%20Club%20Meeting.jpg]
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#2
Even moped man Eric Zane is laughing at the guy who thinks he needs a helmet on a Segway.
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
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#3
'Ok, so The Moped Militia was a flop...do you really think The Segway Soldiers will be taken seriously?'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#4
A circle of dorks.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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#5
Oh man! You eff fat chicks too? I thought I was alone!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#6
Admin Wrote:Oh man! You eff fat chicks too? I thought I was alone!


You know what they say; riding a Segway is like banging fat chicks...




you'll need a support group, or atleast support
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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#7
"Hey, don't turn around, but I think those kids are laughing at us. I said DON'T turn around!"
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#8
OK, the meeting of the "Order of Complete Loser's" in now in session.

Hey, who's throwing those rocks?
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#9
/singing/ "They see me rollin, they hatin, patrolling they tryin to catch me riding dirty...."
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#10
Moments before the recreation of the Segway woman faceplant in the mall.
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#11
[Image: 21245843gw8.jpg]
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#12
I can't believe that piece of S was billed as "It's going to CHANGE the WORLD!!!"
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#13
"alright, you Effers! listen up, we attack at dawn, we'll show those scooter drivin' pussies who the real dorks in this world are!! Hail Segway!!"
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#14
Revenge of the nerds! Segway style!
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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