FBHW-ism's That You Say On A Daily Basis

[deuchebag]

M'er effer, deuche bag, How's it going everybody, wow hot. It's all so great. I can't help any of it.

[drdirtybandage]

...wonders if any used/heard "plumpy nut" from their significant others? I know that I could not even muster any guts in doing so.

[smedley]

I like the way FB says noope. and the world is full of effing a-holes.

[kitten91303]

I say all the cut off swear words (mer fer, f, b, s, a-hole, gd, bs etc.), minger, window licker, and lots of drops! Right now I can't get "Good for you" out of my head. And douch bag, I say that WAY too much!

[micyek]

Whatever I do I can't stop saying "whatever you do don't stop..."

[Howie Feltersnatch]

when i eat breakfast I sing - 'Oh give me some sausage, SAUSAGE!'

and randomly 'book, bears, boys'

[mookie]

I sometimes catch myself unintentionally quoting HW's "...so at least you've got that going for you..."

[johnny]

I'm definitely a big user of the truncated swear words. That, and my wife is a nurse so I bring up the slut drop if I want to piss her off...

[Wiener Poopie]

when i eat breakfast I sing - 'Oh give me some sausage, SAUSAGE!'

and randomly 'book, bears, boys'

im going to lather up my sausage!

[zaneluvsjenkem]

I seem to be saying Fetch, and Schwanz (sp?) a lot.


Mmmmh Mmmmh Schwanz

[vtrick]

Pro Joe's "Her Moose Knuckle is bigger than my bicep!" Moose Knuckle, oh and mouth party, minger, window licker, mouth breather, mf'er, and schwantz. LOL!!!

[berddavey]

All the short swears, Bro, and "That's super interesting"

[morrigan728]

Every day I hear "That's super interesting" while my client's yammer on in my face about their issues.
My daughter started using J-J-Joe-Jiggy-Jiggy-Joe whenever she is in a good mood and goofing off.

[melmo112083]

*it's not my favorite thing
*enough questions
*eff, effing, m-effer!!!!
*gay. gay. gay. gay.
*so that happened
*oh my god i drive around (this one is exceptionally fun when i'm toasted)
*whatever you do...

i can't even think of all of them. i don't think i say anything original anymore...wow, i suck at life. maybe i should just quit...

[holehead]

i love using minger cause nobody knows what it means

[deuchebag]

What are you going to do? Give me a ___________ ticket?

[dino]

What are you going to do? Give me a ___________ ticket?

That's a good one to bring out once in a while. You don't have to be a listener to know that's F'n funny!

[babzie]

like everyone else, there are many--

recently it's been "shout your answer out!" for no apparent reason (totally pisses off our 8 y.o.)

besides the truncated swear words, "homo!" is a favorite and again for no apparent reason "el matador!" and of course "I like turtles"

[landmammal]

I work in a high stress job with a lot of stressed out co-workers in a relatively small office. We all swear like crazy probably to relieve stress. However, I am the only one who can supress the swearing enough by using "What the Eff!" and "What kind of "S" is that?!". My co-workers always compliment me for being able to "control" the out of control swearing. It makes me look like the civil one

[drdirtybandage]

They still reference it on the air but no matter what, it's still friggin' hard to say belly button lint w/o thinking in your brain belly bitten lunt!

[dasbow]

I use minger a lot. Also, in the car, when a fairly obscure or old song that I know comes on, I'll "buzz in" with my name, and then Name That Tune.

[eileenbacknswallow]

"g.d." and describing people as "dim"

[timk29]

funny to me was when I was upset with my two teenage boys, I gave them a 4 minute speech. Then I started calming down, and finished with, "and that's your new opinion."

[Allyson]

I've just started saying, "Wow that's super interesting."

[fbhwlistener]

I played UNO with the kids this weekend... and actually said

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" - they thought I was nuts!

[Biff]

I played UNO with the kids this weekend... and actually said

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" - they thought I was nuts!

I say that whenever I change one of the babies' diapers and it contains any green substances with a soft serve ice cream texture.

[drdirtybandage]

I almost came to giving my two kids a Zane-like punishment by making them hold hands and stare at each other but realized that would be more devestating since they're only 2 and 4...(just realized I typed devestating without hesitating....grrrr)

[peytonwqlz]

I busted out "Enough Questions" yesterday when my friends kid asked me like 10 questions in a row! LOL

I'm also liking "Good Morning" and "Wow" Busted those out when my coworkers come in and see me. lol