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My cousin just informed me that he knows an 'Authorized Fleshlight Dealer'. They're both enlisted in the Air Force and the dealer has sold (as far as cousins recolection) 15 to his fellow Airmen...
1) I don't think I could use a fleshlight
2) If I could I'd feel ashamed
3) I wonder what the business cards for the dealer look like...
Zane, if you want a fleshlight let me know...I may be able to get you a discount....A coupon for sex is a total win win
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I think they have one in the office...unused I hope
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jus' P Wrote:I think they have one in the office...unused I hope
gew :-X
Pass it around and rinse it off....
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I think they have one in the office...unused I hope
gew :-X
Pass it around and rinse it off....
Yeah....I think I remember them saying it's in Joe's desk.
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dino Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:gew :-X
Pass it around and rinse it off....
Yeah....I think I remember them saying it's in Joe's desk.
next to the cut out penises....awkward...
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oh eeeewwwww...
I wondered how this related to the show and then I remembered....
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If self-satisfaction were really that necessary I'd just buy a real doll.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:If self-satisfaction were really that necessary I'd just buy a real doll.
Wow, after todays show, It looks like your not the only one. :o
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MY husband had one before we started dating. He no longer has it. It never came to our apartment when we moved in together when we got married.
