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		03-12-2009, 08:26 AM 
		
	 
	
		**the song "My heart will go on" plays"**
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
	
	
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
		
		
		03-12-2009, 08:39 AM 
		
	 
	
		"You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel..."
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-12-2009, 11:28 AM 
		
	 
	
		Britney the dolphin quickly embarrasses her friend when she announces before the whole aquarium that her pussy is hanging out.
	 
	
	
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
 
	
	
		
		
		03-12-2009, 03:10 PM 
		
	 
	
		wow, i am so friggin lost....
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		03-12-2009, 04:49 PM 
		
	 
	
		You fart out of your blowhole?  That could be awkward during intimacy.
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		03-17-2009, 02:53 PM 
		
	 
	
		Uh oh.. not this girl again.. 
	
	
	
	
Am i gonna have to give that freakin tiger a fake number again?  | 
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