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		08-25-2008, 07:08 AM 
		
	 
	
		Who would want to use their feet to walk a tightrope when you can use your mouth?
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 07:10 AM 
		
	 
	
		When you leave a kid to grow near an electrical wire, they will evetually grow right around it.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 07:15 AM 
		
	 
	
		The other kids grew tired of throwing  little Marcus' shoes over the telephone wire so they amped it up a step.
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 07:32 AM 
		
	 
	
		Trying to 1-up Create a Caption 8/22/08
	 
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 08:28 AM 
		
	 
	
		Instead of hanging just his underwear on the line, his mother thought she would get the whole outfit clean and dried.
	 
	
	
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough.  Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer.  We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
 
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 08:33 AM 
		
	 
	
		the dutch must be doing something right in their foreign policy: the worst thing that happens is someone sends a kid to bite off electricity to the capital
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		08-25-2008, 09:19 AM 
		
	 
	
		Guido told little Johnny if he didn't pay up, he'd hang him out to dry.
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!  | 
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