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I'd Go Gay for....
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10-06-2008, 02:47 PM
Queen inspired this as she is lusting over woman in the other thread.
I'm holding mine for a while so that I don't look a fool.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-06-2008, 02:55 PM
Interesting you post this right after I posted my picture.
I'm sure the timing is purely coincidental, though.
10-06-2008, 03:01 PM
Fistor Wrote:Interesting you post this right after I posted my picture. I don't see my name in this post
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-06-2008, 03:01 PM
Ok, I'll bite.
As long as I never had to perform any sexual acts (hey, most married men will tell you there wives do this too) I could be gay for Dwayne Johnson (The Rock). The dude is hilarious, has a great body (I could only dream about having a body that good), and seems like he would be a fun guy to be around 24/7. Just so we don't alienate any members that may be actually gay, who would you go straight for?
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-06-2008, 03:05 PM
Opus Wrote:Ok, I'll bite. Titan can post the "I'll go straight for" I was thinking David Duchovny. My wife has been watching a lot of Californication and he's in decent shape and pretty hillarious.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-06-2008, 03:27 PM
Jo Wrote: thats you....do you wet yourself at the sight of your reflection?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-06-2008, 03:30 PM
I'd go gay for Carrie Underwood too! .... So long as I could:
A. Not have any gay sex with men. II. Not have to dress gay 3. Was allowed to give Carrie Underwood babies $. She'd have to give me all KINDS of child support. 
10-06-2008, 03:36 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jo Wrote: that'd be something......i wonder if that really happens. 
10-06-2008, 04:03 PM
Jo Wrote: fixed
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
10-06-2008, 11:02 PM
dingdongyo Wrote:Hell yeah!Jo Wrote:
10-06-2008, 11:06 PM
If I switched teams, it would be for Johnny Bench. He's used to being the catcher.
10-07-2008, 05:09 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Opus Wrote:Ok, I'll bite. ![[Image: oldlady.jpg]](http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Titan10x/oldlady.jpg) Bradd Pitt if he showers everyday and keeps me in liquor and beer
Wowie Groovie !
10-07-2008, 05:12 AM
wingospagettio Wrote:dingdongyo Wrote:Hell yeah! Tribadation/tribadism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
Wowie Groovie !
10-07-2008, 07:07 AM
I am really embarassed to say this, but I have to agree with Bob and Tom on this one.
"This bed has a one dong limit." 
10-07-2008, 01:36 PM
So many dudes, so little time. I can't decide.
I can't stop laughing to the image of dingdong and Weird Al doin' it...
10-07-2008, 03:41 PM
I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't?
10-07-2008, 04:04 PM
Fistor Wrote:I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't? Color me flattered. The day the whole planet goes gay (it happens in a book I read once), you're mine big boy. Until then, I think I'll stay straight. (Don't be jealous of the occasional gay waiter who inevitably checks me out in restaurants)
10-07-2008, 04:10 PM
jus' P Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't? Sure, no problem. I just think you'd be very nurturing and wouldn't pull my hair much at all. Afterwards we could shave pet names into our chest hair. Just throwing that out there. If you don't like it, throw it right on back. 
10-07-2008, 04:12 PM
Allyson Wrote:Becky. Dammit! I was saving myself for you and you run off with Becky?? WTF?? Oh hell, I guess it could be a threesome!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-07-2008, 04:13 PM
Fistor Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Color me flattered. With the hair on my chest/body, we could shave the names of our whole family tree...
10-07-2008, 04:32 PM
Allyson Wrote:Becky. Hot Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Becky. Double Hot.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
10-07-2008, 06:49 PM
I was going to say Angelina Jolie if she put on a few pounds but after having to see 6 pictures of Carrie Underwood I'm staying on the dark side
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-07-2008, 10:30 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Becky. ![[Image: daisyringmv7.jpg]](http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/2339/daisyringmv7.jpg) ^?? 
10-08-2008, 10:50 AM
Allyson Wrote:Becky. I promise to provide distribution for the video.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-08-2008, 12:23 PM
Queenie Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Becky. there are three kinds of threesomes involving chicks, this would be called the: "AWESOME!" threesome there is the "COOL!" threesome (2gals one dude) and the "Devil's" Threesome (2dudes one gal) that is all
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
10-08-2008, 05:47 PM
I don't get the appeal of BEING in a threesome really (I get the appeal of witnessing). I'm adept at multitasking but I just don't like to share.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
10-08-2008, 06:34 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Dammit! I was saving myself for you and you run off with Becky?? WTF?? What about the Really Really Really Really REALLY not awesome 3 dude 3 -some? You know like you had last Friday ?
Wowie Groovie !
10-09-2008, 02:00 PM
Allyson Wrote:Becky.Good pick. I'd almost consider going straight for Becky... maybe.
10-11-2008, 09:06 AM
Shakira and kiera Knightley. But they would have to play the man.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
10-14-2008, 11:05 AM
Titan ! Wrote:What about the Really Really Really Really REALLY not awesome 3 dude 3 -some? Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:there are three kinds of threesomes involving chicks, this would be called the:
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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