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This should be a fairly interesting game as we have a few members that have A. good imaginations and B. dirty minds.
Rules are easy. Ask a "would you prefer this or would you prefer that" question. Someone answers and follows up with their own.
I'll start.
Would you rather die of old age in your sleep or die at the same old age skydiving?
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I think i'd rather die in my sleep.
Would you rather get a shot in the arm or in the butt (with a needle)?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Arm. No big deal.
would you rather swallow 8 whole alka seltzer tabs then drink a litre of water
OR
swallow a dozen mentos and force chug a 2 litre of Diet Coke ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Swallow 8 whole alka seltzer tabs then drink a litre of water.
Would you rather have a choco-lax bar, or a bottle of ipakek?
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Chocolax, much beter to poo than puke.
Would you rather have a phobia of rain and live in Michigan,
Or
Live in Florida and have a phobia of sexy people?
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Florida
For males only: pitcher or catcher (neither isn't allowed).
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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catcher.... What? I needed the money.....
Would you rather lose your hands or your eyes?
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Hands, I'm a very visual person
cripple or impotent
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Eyes, otherwise I would loose my girlfriend...
Poo your jeans right after starting a meeting at work
Or
Wet your pants in front of an audiance?
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airhornahole Wrote:Hands, I'm a very visual person
cripple or impotent I suck at life...
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Cripple, cause there would always be a way to get some action.
Would you rather have a threesome (2 girls and you) or (1 girl and you and another male friend)?
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Ok, why don't you guys just play this game.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Two girls
Crap your jeans (literaly) right after starting a meeting at work
Or
Piss the pants in front of an audiance?
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Crap my pants, at least you can sit in it and nobody will know...
Ladies do you like to be called Bitches or Hoes?
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mikefromphilly Wrote:Crap my pants, at least you can sit in it and nobody will know..
You really think if you lay a load in your pants no one will know ?
well, you are from Philly, so I guess that's plausible
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:mikefromphilly Wrote:Crap my pants, at least you can sit in it and nobody will know..
You really think if you lay a load in your pants no one will know ?
Could always blame it on someone else
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mikefromphilly Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:You really think if you lay a load in your pants no one will know ?
Could always blame it on someone else Until you stood up that is
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would you rather try to jump across a 10ft wide canyon knowing that if you miss you'll fall 100ft
OR jump from a 20 ft tower onto a pile of broken concrete ?
Wowie Groovie !
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I'd rather have a 10% chance of ending up Wiley Coyote than a 100% chance of breaking my little ankles. All or nothing baby
Would you rather get both your nipples pierced or your nether region?
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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nipples
would you rather have sex with a loud unattractive screamer, or just say to hell with you and masterbate?
(I think screaming is unnatractive i just wanted to know what someone else thought)
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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Masterbate.
Would you rather have ghonnorea, or severe turrets.
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gonorrhea, be there done that, gone in 4 days.....
Who disgusts you more Matt Millen or OJ Simpson?
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mikefromphilly Wrote:gonorrhea, be there done that, gone in 4 days.....
Who disgusts you more Matt Millen or OJ Simpson?
OJ, and at least now we can hope that justice will be served.
48 hour crack and "all ports" sex marathon with Amy Winehouse,
OR
24 hours straight of walking up hill barefoot in gravel carrying a 75 lb back pack ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Sex with Winehouse (it's still sex... *Shudders)
Crack addiction
Or
Heroin addiction?
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Dr. Stupid Wrote:Sex with Winehouse (it's still sex... *Shudder in giddy sweaty anticipation)
Heroin. I think it would be easier to kick.
Wowie Groovie !
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Titan ! Wrote:Dr. Stupid Wrote:Sex with Winehouse (it's still sex... *Shudder in giddy sweaty anticipation)
Heroin. I think it would be easier to kick.
Where is the question, supposed to answer and then leave a question.
Would you rather lick the taint or the a-hole?
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No question. Taint.
Would you rather cheat on your loved one or be cheated on?
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Be cheated on. (it really sucks but at least I'd have a clear conscious afterwards)
Will Braylon Edwards score at least 3 points for me to pull out a win in fantasy football tonight?
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dino Wrote:Be cheated on. (it really sucks but at least I'd have a clear conscious afterwards)
Will Braylon Edwards score at least 3 points for me to pull out a win in fantasy football tonight?
Ummm Dino ? I think you forgot which game you're playing.
But I'll take your turn for you
For 1 million in cash would you rather drink a gallon of you own urine
OR
A pint of your blood ?
(And if you vomit you have to drink the vomit too)
Wowie Groovie !
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Urine. Blood would just coat the sides of your throat.
Cut off your own arm, or your leg?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Arm, would rather be able to walk on 2 legs than limp around.
Would you rather have swollen testicles like Kellen Winslow or a huge crank like hot wings?
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Titan ! Wrote:dino Wrote:Be cheated on. (it really sucks but at least I'd have a clear conscious afterwards)
Will Braylon Edwards score at least 3 points for me to pull out a win in fantasy football tonight?
Ummm Dino ? I think you forgot which game you're playing.
All these damn games seem the same sometimes......
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Have both already, but I'll take the longer wang.
Beer diarriah
Or
Hangover?
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Hangover. Runs in = morning sex out.
Would you rather fart in the conference room during an office meeting or vomit in the full elevator on the way out of the office?
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Dr. Stupid Wrote:Have both already, but I'll take the longer wang.
You've been staring at that pic with my face on the model's body again haven't you ?
Vomit in the elevator, there's at least half a chance that you won't see those people again.
Betty or Veronica ?
Wowie Groovie !
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Veronica ???? Who the hell is Veronica?
Morning or night person?
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airhornahole Wrote:Veronica ???? Who the hell is Veronica?
Morning or night person?
Veronica's from the Archie's
night
interstate or backroads?
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depends on where you're going. far? interstate. in Nashville? Back roads all the way.
Reverse cowgirl or anything else?
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Reverse Cowgirl
If your wife caught you jerking off would you want her join you or leave you alone?
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(Theoretically) it would depend on how far along I was.
Take a vow of silence or take a vow of abstinence, for one year
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
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