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		Kaboobie!... if he knows what you're talking about, he's cool. If not, slam the door in his face. (apparently I really like the K's)
	
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		"Live or die man, live or die" if he can tell me what movie that came from he can stay if not he gets a round house kick to the face.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Mr. Glock here is one of my best friends. Hopefully you won't have to have a chat with him later.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		No. Go Away.
	
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		One.  Two.  You do know that if I get to three and your still here, your dead right?  Thr.....
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Pee in this cup. Right Effing now.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Queen.
You will treat my daughter like a Queen, or so help me God, I will cut off your balls and you will spend the rest of your life singing soprano in the Chicago mens glee club.
(Yeah not having kids, this is one thing I don't think I will miss)
	
	
	
Wowie Groovie !
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Run. I'll give you a 3 second head start. 1....2....
	
	
	
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		Stop crying!!  I'm not really going to shoot you with this loaded 12 gauge.  Now tell me, can you see the shell by looking down thte barrel?
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Time to feed the Rottweilers. Please take your clothes off and squirt this ketchup all over your body.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Underwear? No. We like to call it a chastity belt. Solid Iron. Master Lock. Etc.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Vagina, if you even look at her vagina I'll rip your dick off.....
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Wohoo! Finaly that slacker is out of my house! Treat her well, blah blahblah, here, take this 20 and don't bring her home until I call you.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Xylophone. That's how obsolete your ass will be if you don't treat my baby like a princess this evening. I know that's pretty obscure but I'm drunk.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Your horrififishy smelling tacoimely death is all but insured if my baby isn't home by 10:00 pm.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Zoo animals will be picking over your remains if blahblahblah...
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Someone else throw one out there. My subject ground this bastard to a halt.
	
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Something you would like to say to a certain member on this board that his or her name may or may not be the same as a NFL team from Tennessee, if you were to ever meet him (or her)....
a-hole licking bastard!
	
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Bitch!  You know nothing on what you talk about!  You are a low life who needs to get their lazy ass off a computer and get shit done with your life you bastard!
	
	
	
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Come! Let's get some dorritos and go larping