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		11-21-2008, 09:16 AM 
		
	 
	
		Not being able to find any Kryptonite, police officers have found that anything colored yellow can stop Superman in his tracks.
	 
	
	
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough.  Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer.  We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
 
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 09:26 AM 
		
	 
	
		When SWAT couldn't convince the hostage takers to release their prisoners, they tried a new, experimental procedure - Nerd SWAT.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 09:36 AM 
		
	 
	
		if superman can get chilly, we are screwed.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 10:22 AM 
		
	 
	
		After Superman gave away his true identity by wearing his Kent glasses, security was a must.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 10:40 AM 
		
	 
	
		The strangest running race in all of southeast asia.
	 
	
	
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:09 AM 
		
	 
	
		I can't believe the stereotypes haven't been flying yet, I guess I'll kick it off... 
	
	
	
	
He's faster than a speeding burret. 
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:13 AM 
		
	 
	
		superman: " Don't you know who I am? Can't you see this red "S" on my chest?" 
	
	
	
	
cop: " I'm gonna give you a red S and a black eye, if you don't get behind this police line." -Bill Cosby 
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:28 AM 
		
	 
	
		Market researchers have found that giving products a Latino twist boost sales.  It is unfortunate that this theory didn't quite work out for the Superman industry.
	 
	
	
That's what she said.
 
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:39 AM 
		
	 
	
		Tired of people saying they look Asian, Pablo took on his own means to uphold the Mexican pride.
	 
	
	
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
 
	
	
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:50 AM 
		
	 
	
		Superman Costume:55 Dollars 
	
	
	
	
Paying my cousin to rob the mini mart: 500 Dollars My Big Break to get a spot on Heros: Priceless. 
		
		
		11-21-2008, 11:57 AM 
		
	 
	
		It's a bird!  It's a plane!  Oh, hell no, it's Yakimori in his damn halloween costume.  Eff!!
	 
	
	
 Hey doc, do you know the address of that place? 
	
	
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
		
		
		11-21-2008, 01:13 PM 
		
	 
	
		He looks ridiculous. WTF was he thinking? 
	
	
Sincerely, Randy Constan 
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
		
		
		11-22-2008, 01:34 PM 
		
	 
	
		This invisibility coat works great!!! They'll never find me now!!! I'll just stand here and wait...............hey what's that police tape for?  It's almost like they can see me.................................I'm Superman dammit!!!!!
	 
	
	
	
	
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