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Something sorta weird
I have 12 total letters in my full name (first, middle, last) 3 of those letters are E's, one in each 2 are A's , middle and last, and a Y in my first...
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I am about to lose the toenail on my right big toe.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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my belly button is a sorta innie-outie....
it's innie...but inside the innie is a nub that (when i was skinny) made my belly button nearly flush with my stomach
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when i get drunk i sometimes start speaking with a british accent. don't know why.
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My kneecaps are off-centered making for excessive rubbing and losing my cushion.
that kind of sounds dirty, huh?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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i'm a HUGE fan of soul music. Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Billie Holiday, Corinne Bailey Rae, etc.
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i used to make paintings when i was a kid. sold some chickadees to governor mckernan for a cool $150. sucker.
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When I was six, my appendix ruptured and damn near killed me.
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Outside of school functions, I have never been to any kind of musical concert in my entire life. And I'm 27.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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^ wow, i've been too over 200 shows i bet
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My second toe is longer than my big toe....and I pick things up off the floor with my feet.
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your momma Wrote:My second toe is longer than my big toe....and I pick things up off the floor with my feet.
Are you also the boss of your household?
I've always heard that . . .
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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My toes are that way, too. It's really kinda weird lookin. And I also pick things up with my feet from time to time, mostly because I'm too lazy to bend over. 
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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I absolutely love the band Puffy AmiYumi's greatest hits cd.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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It's embarrassingly longer, like if I ever lost a finger, they could replace it with my toe. And yes, my hubby would say I was the boss.
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When I was 3-7 years old the only thing I ever wanted to listen to was The Monkees...until I heard The Beatles!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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I got a boner today when i saw pictures of cartoon porn?!?!?!?
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I've been in the Guiness Book 2 times.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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That at work I talk about my pets where people won't try to borrow money off of me. They know the price, listen to my stories about the cats....they would rather go broke. lol
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I have 2 capital letters in my last name
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I look like Bobby Hill.  ![[Image: 1191495437_m.jpg]](http://myspace-437.vo.llnwd.net/01191/73/45/1191495437_m.jpg)
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I've been diabetic for 5 years now.
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"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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I can't tolerate any carbonated drinks. So no soda, no beer, no champagne, nothing with bubbles.
That's what she said.
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You know that little crease that runs down the side of soda cups? (If you didn't, you'll notice now) Well when I hold the cup, I always have to have my fingers (as opposed to my thumb) on it. OCD much?
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The list of animals that have lived at my house over the past 10 years:
2 dogs
4 guinea pigs
1 lovebird
5 hermit crabs
2 water snakes
1 tomato worm
1 field mouse
Goldfish - snake food, and regular pets
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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Though never diagnosed with OCD, I once spent an hour and a half on the floor in my friend's apartment, while she and I tried to get the rug in her kitchen perfectly straight so it was spaced evenly from the wall on all four sides.
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i can bend my fingers all the way to the back of my hand. doing it to unsuspecting people and having them freak never gets old.
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Some people can 'pop' or 'crack' their finger knuckles.
I, several times a day, pop my neck, back, hips, knees, ankles,toes, fingers, elbows and wrists.
I'll be a hunchback in a wheelchair at 30
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Except for Milk, I won't drink anything that is not clear colored.
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I don't really like ice cream...i'll eat it maybe once or twice a year (birthdays)
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Some people can 'pop' or 'crack' their finger knuckles.
I, several times a day, pop my neck, back, hips, knees, ankles,toes, fingers, elbows and wrists.
I'll be a hunchback in a wheelchair at 30
I'll be right there with you. I can do the same thing.
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pepperoni, cinnamon, pepper, etc. are too spicy for me.
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I eat horse raddish sauce on a lot of stuff. I have 2 bottles at home and a bottle at work.
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Some people can 'pop' or 'crack' their finger knuckles.
I, several times a day, pop my neck, back, hips, knees, ankles,toes, fingers, elbows and wrists.
I'll be a hunchback in a wheelchair at 30
I pop my neck 50 times a day, without even touching it. I used to do it like the chiropractor, but after Lex Luger "popped" his neck on a plane and became paralyzed, I stopping doing it that way. Every now and then I have to do like that to ease the tension.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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My last name is 8 letters long, only contains 1 distinct consonant, but it is the same consonant used 5 times. The 3 vowels are all different.
I can crack my wrist at will. I used to be able to do the same with my jaw, but I had dental surgery and it went away.
I have donated over 1.5 gallons of blood to the Red Cross in my lifetime.
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'double jointed' (really no such thing) middle and ring fingers
once sharted in a rental tux at a prom
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:once sharted in a rental tux at a prom
this probably belongs in show code....
ahh well
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I'll join the name game. My last name is 8 letters long and it only has two vowels, both of which are 'u'
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