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01-12-2009, 03:04 PM
cant tell, its kind of vague.
Can you define vague?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
01-12-2009, 04:32 PM
Red.
Who's happy the Titan's lost? (I am only because of fantasy football... long story...)
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-12-2009, 05:59 PM
How dare you! Knowing the mood it put me in. Off with yer head!!
Hell it's just football, right?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-12-2009, 06:20 PM
Cheese dip (don't eat beans, tomatoes, peppers, or onions, so cheese dip is all I can eat without wanting to throw up afterwards.
Innie or Outtie?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-12-2009, 06:50 PM
It is missing at the end of the Crunge.
Why can't you be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-12-2009, 08:14 PM
Cause I'm a girl. And I don't do that kind of thing.
*burb* Did you clean up the weinerpoopie? 
01-13-2009, 04:14 AM
your momma Wrote:Cause I'm a girl. And I don't do that kind of thing. Every last drop!! Why can't you be more like your ( insert hated brethren here)??? 
01-13-2009, 07:27 AM
Because if I was more like my brother I'd a. be in jail, or b. be busy making other peoples lives miserable. And I ain't my bro.
 Where's the best Mexican food in Portland, ME?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-13-2009, 10:41 AM
Start out driving west. Then go for about 15-16 hours until you reach Grand Rapids, MI. Go to 28th street to the Beltline Bar.
Why is it so hard to exercise?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-13-2009, 11:59 AM
Because there is valuable couch potato time waiting.
Should I care about ambiguity?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-13-2009, 12:43 PM
I'm not certain.
What was your first clue?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-13-2009, 12:45 PM
The tiny piece of shrimp in her moustache.
Do the chickens have large talons?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-13-2009, 12:55 PM
I don't understand a word you just said.
Who cares what the machine says?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-13-2009, 12:56 PM
You forgot to put a question mark at the end.
Why is Queenie such an idiot?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
01-13-2009, 01:03 PM
I can't help it captain, I don't have the power.
Why is potthole a son of a biscuit?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-15-2009, 11:49 AM
Because nature sucks.
Why is Biff's avatar so enthralling? (I found myself staring at it yet again...)
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
01-15-2009, 12:54 PM
Because you are a perv!
 Will they ever get these gee dee phones fixed?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-15-2009, 01:36 PM
Not as long as you still have the two cans with string they gave you.
Would you eat more brussel sprounts if you knew they were cruciferous?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-15-2009, 06:24 PM
I dont know what that last word means.
Am I going to be crucified by furious brussel sprouts? *edit...i like when i spell words correctly*
01-15-2009, 06:37 PM
No. Quite the opposite, you may even be saved! (Note: the word is spelled two ways and both seem acceptable: cruciferous and cuciferous - latter is minus the first 'r').
Who's your musical hero?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-15-2009, 06:53 PM
I guess I would have to say my Father.
Is it almost time to drop the top on the convertible?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-15-2009, 07:21 PM
Not here in Maine!
What did you name your computer?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-16-2009, 01:07 AM
M-16.
What did gargamel really want to do with the smurfs?
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-16-2009, 01:55 AM
He wanted to smurf them with his smurf. Then smurf them up by smurf slapping them the next morning.
Why is Donald Trumps hair like that?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-16-2009, 08:30 AM
You got me. He's got the money to correct that mess but he never does.
 When is enough, enough?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-16-2009, 08:37 AM
Right before it's too much.
How's this Gym Shorts guy going to work out?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
01-16-2009, 10:43 AM
Very carefully, as not to expose his nugget pouch.
What happened to my TV?
01-16-2009, 11:15 AM
Poltergeist - They're heeeerrrrrrreee
Are you as annoyed by Nicolas Cage as I am?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-16-2009, 12:41 PM
Of course.
Who isn't
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-16-2009, 06:36 PM
Me. I'm more annoyed with Adam Sandler.
Who did he ping to get into showbusiness anyway?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-16-2009, 07:20 PM
He probably had Al Franken shank him in the browneye, thats more than likely how he got his break into SNL, from there on he was there for the rest uf us to hate seeing in all of his horribly acting glory.
Is it supposed to be that thick???
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-16-2009, 09:42 PM
Bratwurst usually is.
Andy Warhol: CIA blackops agent or avantgard artist or what?
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-17-2009, 12:47 AM
Very overrated
Video games or outdoor activities?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-17-2009, 05:54 AM
video games about outdoor activities.
What happened to my hat? 
01-17-2009, 10:39 AM
Its on your ass.
What is you favorite bedroom activity?
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