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No. I'd just take the sound effects from the podcast and build a soundboard.
BTW, you meant to say he CALLED (not he call) the dealership, dummy is not spelled dumbie, dialogue should be separated with paragraphs, and commas should be very strategically placed - not just all willy nilly.
Come to think of it, yeah. I'd buy one.
I understand that, I want one that plays them down the phone line though!
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http://tyler.ursprung.googlepages.com/fr...soundboard
Step 1: go here
Step 2: Thank burnking for his work
Step 3: put phone up to PC Speaker
Step 4: Press desired soundboard button
Step 5: Giggle
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:http://tyler.ursprung.googlepages.com/fr...soundboard
Step 1: go here
Step 2: Thank burnking for his work
Step 3: put phone up to PC Speaker
Step 4: Press desired soundboard button
Step 5: Giggle
Well, it would be nice, if it didn't Eff up when I try to open the page, and if there were more drops than the 12 or so that are posted. Not to say that it isn't a great idea, but, I think burnking needs to fix it! 
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xxxredeye Wrote:Well, it would be nice, if it didn't eff up when I try to open the page, and if there were more drops than the 12 or so that are posted. Not to say that it isn't a great idea, but, I think burnking needs to fix it!
worked for me 2 mins ago... 
Make suggestions and maybe he can put them up for ya.
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
For some reason, everytime I try to open it, even in firefox, it tells more theres an error, I can view it, but can play them! Here's one he could post, the one I used in my story above.
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stupid effin salesman... I swear, I know they are a necessary evil, my line of work has them too. But they are bottom feeders..
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LMFAO
One thousand exalts to Plungerhand, who probably doesn't even realize what he's done. Two thousand if he does.
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hotzester Wrote:LMFAO
One thousand exalts to Plungerhand, who probably doesn't even realize what he's done. Two thousand if he does.
huh? ???
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hotzester Wrote:LMFAO
One thousand exalts to Plungerhand, who probably doesn't even realize what he's done. Two thousand if he does.
I'd say you owe him 2,000 exalts. He knows.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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He does now, because he asked me to tell him. 
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xxxredeye Wrote:I can view it, but can play them!
So wait... what's the problem? If you can view the site and play the sounds on it, I'd say you're in pretty good shape.
potthole Wrote:xxxredeye Wrote:I can view it, but can play them!
So wait... what's the problem? If you can view the site and play the sounds on it, I'd say you're in pretty good shape.
Guess I'm a retarded minger. Yeah, can't open it in IE, thats why I tried firefox, so, yeah, must be my crappy new computer, or maybe its just me. I can view it, but can't listen to the audio!
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xxxredeye Wrote:potthole Wrote:So wait... what's the problem? If you can view the site and play the sounds on it, I'd say you're in pretty good shape.
Guess I'm a retarded minger. Yeah, can't open it in IE, thats why I tried firefox, so, yeah, must be my crappy new computer, or maybe its just me. I can view it, but can't listen to the audio!
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jus' P Wrote:stupid effin salesman... I swear, I know they are a necessary evil, my line of work has them too. But they are bottom feeders..
Wow, I'm stupid because of... huh? I'm a dick, I'll take that, but stupid... how? Is it because I find retarded a-holes dumb? Maybe they should think before they call a company that doesn't have a gee dee thing to do with the thing they're calling about!
Also, dickface, I feed nowhere near your mother!
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xxxredeye Wrote:I can view it, but can't listen to the audio!
turn your speakers on
roybundlz Wrote:xxxredeye Wrote:I can view it, but can't listen to the audio!
turn your speakers on
Wow, great suggestion! Never thought about that! :-*
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Oh no, we scared him away.
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Wow, that was quite the flameout. What makes me laugh is that I'm guessing that the post Plungerhand made wasn't even made as a jab specifically at him.
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What just happened?
I know my soundboard is crappy, but it works for most people. I've been looking into making improvements and having it look and act like a real soundboard. As some of you may have noticed, I haven't been posting as much. It's my busy time at work, so I don't have much free time. As soon as all of this ridiculous year-end reporting is over, I'll be back to breaking in the new posters and pulling soundclips.
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potthole Wrote:Wow, that was quite the flameout. What makes me laugh is that I'm guessing that the post Plungerhand made wasn't even made as a jab specifically at him.
thanks for coming to my rescue, but I was poking at him. Too bad he took leave, I was just getting started.
I still can't get over the "mother" shot... Too effin' funny!!!
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You big meanies, you made redeye delete his account . . . :
to redeye: stop being such a pussy!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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He's not redeye anymore. He's xxxredeye, which really sounds like a porno euphemism.
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hotzester Wrote:He's not redeye anymore. He's xxxredeye, which really sounds like a porno euphemism.
Well, excuse the hell out of me for getting his name wrong. 
Technically, he's nothing anymore, because you big meanies caused him to delete his account . . . :
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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He WAS redeye. It changed.
Put a cork in it.
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hotzester Wrote:He WAS redeye. It changed.
Put a cork in it.
I know that sir!! I saw no reason to type a ton of x's, but if you insist . . . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Better? Now, this is for you:
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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Is that why it takes women twice as long to do it?
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hotzester Wrote:Is that why it takes women twice as long to do it?
No, it takes us twice as long to do it to ensure that it is done right.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
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An interesting hypothesis. Factually inaccurate as hell, but interesting nonetheless.
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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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hotzester Wrote:LOL I like Queenie.
You're pretty OK too Mr. Zester!
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Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Queenie Wrote:hotzester Wrote:LOL I like Queenie.
You're pretty OK too Mr. Zester!
ok you two, that's enough of that. Back off Queenie, Zester is mine...
...since I got dumped by the fistor
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jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:You're pretty OK too Mr. Zester!
ok you two, that's enough of that. Back off Queenie, Zester is mine...
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Queenie Wrote:You big meanies, you made redeye delete his account . . . :
to redeye: stop being such a pussy!
Sorry guys (and Queenie) for seeming like a pussy! I was a 'stupid, stupid' and left the post I made up at work, my boss read it, and told me to take it down and delete my account or I was fired, so I pussed out to not get my ass fired! Well, I have a new boss, so, I'm back!! So throw your dirt!
Also, women don't take twice as long if you know what your doing!
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