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		How does it sound that way?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		If I told you to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut would you get the reference?
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		...are you calling me fat?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		When did we get relaxed on the censors?
	 
	
	
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		Will you be surprised when big changes occur?
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Will you stop humping your mom when they do?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		When has he stopped humping your mom?
	 
	
	
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming." 
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Where is your dad in all this craziness?
	 
	
	
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		who's job was it to watch him this time?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Did you think it was my turn?
	 
	
	
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		Didn't you just have a turn?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Can I have a turn?
	 
	
	
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		why do you want a turn
	 
	
	
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		Why can't we all get a turn?
	 
	
	
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. 
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. 
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Did someone take my turn?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Wait, who had the last turn?
	 
	
	
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		Gosh, can't we all get along?
	 
	
	
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		Who the hell do you think you are?
	 
	
	
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		Don't you know who I am?      
	 
	
	
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		What are you retards babbling about?
	 
	
	
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
 
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Why does this make my head hurt?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		How are we supposed to know?
	 
	
	
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		How are we supposed to know what?
	 
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Do you need aspirin?
	 
	
	
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		Do aspirin work faster than Goody's powders?
	 
	
	
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		And what would Goody's powders be exactly? Is it like sex? Is it a local hick thing? Will you stop referencing things we don't know what it is?
	 
	
	
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		Why must you continuously insult me for referencing things that most  normal people know of?  Why must you continuously call me a hick, dick?    
	 
	
	
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		Can you please just ask one question at a time?
	 
	
	
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		Would you prefer chick?
	 
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Can you please just ask one question at a time? 
Who invited you to the conversation?
	  
	
	
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		Jiggy  Wrote:Can you please just ask one question at a time? 
Didn't RM start it?
 
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		Who invited me?  Who invited you? 
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		Queenie Wrote:Jiggy  Wrote:Can you please just ask one question at a time?  
Didn't RM start it? 
 
 
yeah, and who invited you into the conversation anyway?     
start what?
	  
	
	
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		Didn't you, in fact, post three four questions, Mr. RM? 
 
Edit:  I reread your post.
	 
	
	
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		I don't think I'm in a position to answer questions here, right?
	 
	
	
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		Weren't you put under oath at the same time you logged in today?
	 
	
	
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		Didn't that go away once I hit 1,000 posts?
	 
	
	
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		So are you inferring that you don't have to tell the truth after 1,000 posts?
	 
	
	
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		Rock Monster Wrote:And what would Goody's powders be exactly? Is it like sex? Is it a local hick thing? Will you stop referencing things we don't know what it is? 
 
hick is that thing between your legs
 
If we only referenced what you knew, it would be a short game....wouldn't it?
	  
	
	
	
	
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		jus'  P Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:And what would Goody's powders be exactly? Is it like sex? Is it a local hick thing? Will you stop referencing things we don't know what it is?  
![[Image: EMP-388_LRG.jpg]](http://www.empiredistributor.com/images/large/EMP-388_LRG.jpg)  
 
hick is that thing between your legs 
 
If we only referenced what you knew, it would be a short game....wouldn't it? 
Isn't you referencing Goody's powder the same as me referencing a Meijer?
	  
	
	
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